Shania Twain: Officially divorced

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  • Blaze
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2009
    • 4371

    #61
    I think, the sex thing means she or he cannot use any method of birth control. She should not have married outside her "pois-ness". Or she was using the church as an psychological whip toward him as a means of being the dominate in the relationship.
    I am assuming the lady with the bangs is the "other woman" some people just do not have experience in the red carpet and add on top of that an inexperienced stylist and a person is going to feel a bit awkward, which will show up in pictures.
    "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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    • Catfish
      Sniper
      • Jan 2004
      • 898

      #62
      Maybe I was wrong.

      There aren't as many hot Canadian chicks as I thought.

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      • chefcraig
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Apr 2004
        • 12172

        #63
        Originally posted by Catfish
        Maybe I was wrong.

        There aren't as many hot Canadian chicks as I thought.

        Try this: Miss Bikini Canada



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        • Nitro Express
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 32942

          #64
          Originally posted by Hardrock69
          I will just say on looks alone, he was a fucking moron for fooling around on her. Just like fucking dumbass was for fucking that skank behind Sandra Bullock's back.

          Worthless piece of shit.
          As soon as Bullock found out where her hubbies cock had been planted in, she probably bolted for the doc for an STD test. Jesse was sinking his pole into some suspect pudding for sure.
          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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          • PETE'S BROTHER
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2007
            • 12678

            #65
            Originally posted by Seshmeister
            You have failed to know 3 absolutely crucial facts.

            a) He had already fucked Shania a lot
            b) She is a member of some fucked up eskimo/Christian hybrid religion which only believes in sex for the production of babies only.
            c) The same religion means that not only can she not drink, she can't come within 50 feet of someone how is. That's not only youhaving to stop drinking but also never being able to go to friends houses, bars or restaurants.

            She's very attractive I'm sure but I would rather settle down with Ace Diamond than that shit.
            STFU!!!
            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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            • PETE'S BROTHER
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2007
              • 12678

              #66
              Originally posted by Diamondjimi
              Shhh, quiet or we'll have to come back down there and torch The White House again!
              there are many people who would not be upset about that, i'm sure.
              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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              • PETE'S BROTHER
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Feb 2007
                • 12678

                #67
                Originally posted by Blaze
                Actually, Canadian would be correct. It is the persons from the United States of America that does not have a "country" name. People of the USA would be identified by their state for example Arizonian which also could be called American. The same as a Canadian, Mexican, or Argentinian would also be American. :tongue0011:
                couldn't we be american-americans?
                Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                • PETE'S BROTHER
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 12678

                  #68
                  no........i believe we would u.s.-americans then.
                  Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                  • BITEYOASS
                    ROTH ARMY ELITE
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 6530

                    #69
                    Originally posted by Seshmeister
                    You have failed to know 3 absolutely crucial facts.

                    a) He had already fucked Shania a lot
                    b) She is a member of some fucked up eskimo/Christian hybrid religion which only believes in sex for the production of babies only.
                    c) The same religion means that not only can she not drink, she can't come within 50 feet of someone how is. That's not only youhaving to stop drinking but also never being able to go to friends houses, bars or restaurants.

                    She's very attractive I'm sure but I would rather settle down with Ace Diamond than that shit.
                    In short, Shania wasn't putting out and closed that snatch like it was Fort Knox! Looks like ole' mutt forgot the pre-nup. Why are rich mofos so dumb to forget that most important legal document.

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                    • binnie
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • May 2006
                      • 19145

                      #70
                      If she promised not to sing, I definitely would.
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                      • HarrySchwartz
                        Banned
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 41

                        #71
                        i wish some of the heavy metal singers you listen to would slash their own throats.

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                        • Diamondjimi
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • May 2004
                          • 12086

                          #72
                          Originally posted by binnie
                          If she promised not to sing, I definitely would.
                          I think she's got a sexy, unique sounding voice. I'd love her to sing O' Canada into my mic.!

                          Originally posted by HarrySchwartz
                          i wish some of the heavy metal singers you listen to would slash their own throats.
                          Shut up, Stupid!
                          Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                          • GAR
                            Banned
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 10881

                            #73
                            Hahaha.. SuperTroll to the rescue!

                            "here he come / here's DiamondJimi / he's a Su-hoo-per TROLL!

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                            • Diamondjimi
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • May 2004
                              • 12086

                              #74
                              Originally posted by GAR
                              Hahaha.. SuperTroll to the rescue!

                              "here he come / here's DiamondJimi / he's a Su-hoo-per TROLL!


                              Find 3 people who agree with you, Fuckstump!
                              Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                              • Bob_R
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                                • Jan 2004
                                • 3834

                                #75
                                Originally posted by Diamondjimi
                                I think she's got a sexy, unique sounding voice. I'd love her to sing O' Canada into my mic.!
                                Yep. She certainly has a sexy voice to go along with her sexy body.
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