What do you do while shitting in the toilet?

[twonabomber]

i'm not in there that long, kind of a drop 'em and leave thing.

[Nickdfresh]

Two words: sports section...

[Dan]

Before I Sit Down,I Make Sure There is Toilet paper on the roll.

[chefcraig]

Before I Sit Down,I Make Sure There is Toilet paper on the roll.

Words to live by.

[Doctor Dude]

Before I Sit Down,I Make Sure There is Toilet paper on the roll.

I have to make sure there's no scorpions hiding just under the seat. TP is a secondary concern.

[lesfunk]

Before I Sit Down,I Make Sure There is Toilet paper on the roll.

I hear THAT !

[lesfunk]

. Or let up on the narcotics.

Where's the fun in that?

[lesfunk]

I have to make sure there's no scorpions hiding just under the seat. TP is a secondary concern.

You wouldn't want to get spatter on Francis Bucholz!

[Dr. Love]

Before I Sit Down,I Make Sure There is Toilet paper on the roll.

I had a friend over not to long ago that made that mistake... I hear him call out "Dude, you're out of toilet paper in here." A quick canvas of my apartment revealed I was totally out of all toilet paper! So after some convincing, I was able to get him to use the only thing I had available that was remotely close ...

Cotton balls.

[Nickdfresh]

Before I Sit Down,I Make Sure There is Toilet paper on the roll.

And if not, the sports section can have secondary uses...

[GAR]

Reading the Hemmings' Motor News.. WSJ, or the hot curls I leave behind from my behind to see if they spell out a warning in Arabic.

[Nitro Express]

The wierdest thing I ever did on the toilet was field strip a AK-47 while taking a dump. I was cleaning my shop and put my gun collection in the bathroom. The AK was leaning against the wall so I popped out the magazine, popped off the dust cover, took out the spring, bolt carrier, bolt, looked down the barrel to see how clean it was, took the gas tube out, took the front grip off. Put it back together, whipped my ass and fushed.

[RA1DER]

iPhone, I lose track of time and my leg goes numb...then it gets fun!

[Nitro Express]

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[ODShowtime]

droppin' off the ol' cosby's ...

think I'll give it a shot right now... and cuntinue to read the Army... don't mind me...