What do you do while shitting in the toilet?

[Anonymous]

I used to read, but I've gone all modern, these last couple of months. Now I take my notebook with me & watch/play something whilst defecatin'.

I have even posted here, but this is not the case this time.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Igosplut]

What I don't do is wonder if the coward GARgle is pre-occupied with toilet habits

[knuckleboner]

I had a friend over not to long ago that made that mistake... I hear him call out "Dude, you're out of toilet paper in here." A quick canvas of my apartment revealed I was totally out of all toilet paper! So after some convincing, I was able to get him to use the only thing I had available that was remotely close ...

Cotton balls.

the knuckleboner's been there. though, i had to let my fingers do the walking. yellow pages.

[hideyoursheep]

I have no time for nothing. when it's time to go. it's time to GO!!!

I can set my clock to it. So could you, provided you are all on EST.

[hideyoursheep]

And if not, the sports section can have secondary uses...

I thought that was what the editorial was for?


No greater joy than giving Krauthammer the big chunk!