The Shawskank Redemption?
Lohan going to jail for 90 days!
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I'd spank her with my meat might daggerOriginally posted by Cato
Golden, why are you FAT?Originally posted by lesfunk
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LOS ANGELES - A judge told Lindsay Lohan on Wednesday he would sentence her to jail if she accepted a plea deal from prosecutors to avoid trial for allegedly stealing a $2,500 necklace from an upscale jewelry store.
Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Keith Schwartz tersely told the troubled starlet what she could expect if she pleaded guilty or no contest in the felony case.
"If you plead in front of me, if this case is resolved in front of me, you are going to jail," Schwartz said. "Period."
The "Mean Girls" star wore high-waisted white pants and a low-cut black top, and sat reading papers while prosecutors offered her attorney, Shawn Holley, the terms of the plea deal in a close chambers meeting with Schwartz. The details were not immediately released, but Schwartz said he didn't think Lohan would take offer. She has pleaded not guilty.
Lohan told the judge she understood, and left the courtroom clutching her mother's hand. She and her attorney left without speaking, but her father, Michael Lohan, told reporters outside the courthouse that the case is being over-prosecuted.
"I don't see Lindsay as a criminal," he said. "This is all a result of her addiction."
The necklace case has become the latest trouble for Lohan, who was sent to jail twice and rehab twice last year for violating her probation in a 2007 drunken driving case. Run-ins with the law could land her back in jail, yet the troubled starlet seems to keep running into trouble.Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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HAHA!!!! Stupid idiot!
She got sentenced to 120 days in prison.....
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Lohan sentenced to four months in prison
Actress Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to four months in prison for stealing a necklace after pleading no contest to the charge.
Lohan had originally insisted that she was innocent of the theft from a shop in Los Angeles in January.
The 24-year-old film star, who was not in court, was sentenced to 120 days in jail and 480 hours community service.
She was also ordered to complete psychological counselling and an anti-shoplifting program.
The judge instructed Lindsay Lohan to report to jail on or before June 17.
But the Hollywood star's lawyer said Lohan could avoid spending any time in prison by serving her sentence at home where she would be monitored electronically with a tag.
Judge Stephanie Sautner said: "Any early release on house arrest seems to be a triple bonus...(But) I am not about to battle the sheriff.
"I do order that while under house arrest she is not allowed out to do community service."
Lohan's film career had ground to a halt following her arrest in 2007 for drunk driving and being found with cocaine.
Since her arrest Lohan had been in and out of jail and on drug rehabilitation programmes, with little apparent effect.
However, before her sentencing her career had seemed to be on the up again as she was signed for a film about the New York Gotti crime family, alongside actors John Travolta and Al Pacino.
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Los Angeles news keeps saying she is going to get it house arrest since jail overcrowding. So fucking weak. Fuck, I want 4 months house arrest. I could finally catch up on my World Of Warcraft characters, porn sites and the 47 Twilight Zones currently on my DVR.“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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How in the FUCK is she supposed to learn anything?
Spare the rod spoil the child!
She needs to go to the fucking P-Farm for 120 fucking days!Comment
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She needs some hard labor not an institution. She needs humility and nothing like hard work doing shitty jobs in shitty conditions gives that. Send her to me. I will reform her.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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I guaran-fucking-tee Lindsay will have another brush with the law within 6 months of completing this upcoming stint. At least with shoplifting she isn't taking anyones life in her hands like she was drunk driving. I really hope she never acts again. This spoiled bitch needs to just fade away from our memories.“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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I guaran-fucking-tee Lindsay will have another brush with the law within 6 months of completing this upcoming stint. At least with shoplifting she isn't taking anyones life in her hands like she was drunk driving. I really hope she never acts again. This spoiled bitch needs to just fade away from our memories.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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playboy should probly be able to airbrush out those nasty beef curtains
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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playboy should probly be able to airbrush out those nasty beef curtains
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/source-lin...549826.html?ncNo! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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So, I'm curious as to what her duties at the coroner's office entail. Do they have her mopping up blood, guts and brains from the floor?Comment
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