Movies that sukk, fo-cause they do..

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  • thome
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Mar 2005
    • 6678

    Movies that sukk, fo-cause they do..

    The last -Batman- that -I JUST- watched was -BULLSHIT- and it sukked.

    The new -Star Trek- with the kiddos blew that turd out of the cosmic sky.
    I just watched the Kiddo Trek also.

    DIKKUSSS....
  • thome
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Mar 2005
    • 6678

    #2
    Thanks thomie may I have the Microfone now ..let's have a big round for thomie ...thatt's great.

    Jeez dude I thought you you were also going to discuss the new -Transformers- movie and how it couldn't stack up to the -Batman- movie that couldn't stand up to -The Trek- Flick.

    Allright now everybody it's time for the Bunny Hop ..grab you partner and let's get DOWN...

    Da dad da ta da ta da da da hop hop hop..

    DIKKUSS!

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    • Hardrock69
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2005
      • 21897

      #3
      Shut the fuck up.

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      • sadaist
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jul 2004
        • 11625

        #4
        HULK with Eric Bana sucked....bad. I mean come on! The Hulk?! I was really hoping for a killer movie. Could have been so great. I was so disappointed I didn't even bother with the Ed Norton clone a couple years ago.

        Godzilla with Matthew Broderick was awful. Again, a movie that could/should have been great. But instead it was crap. All they did was steal from other movies. Jurassic Park when the baby Godzillas were chasing them inside the arena. Gremlins when the babies got into all the popcorn & sweets. Aliens when they found all the egg pods inside MSG. Weak. Such a fucking joke.
        “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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        • Diamondjimi
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • May 2004
          • 12086

          #5
          Originally posted by thome
          The last -Batman- that -I JUST- watched was -BULLSHIT- and it sukked.

          The new -Star Trek- with the kiddos blew that turd out of the cosmic sky.
          I just watched the Kiddo Trek also.

          DIKKUSSS....
          Originally posted by thome
          Thanks thomie may I have the Microfone now ..let's have a big round for thomie ...thatt's great.

          Jeez dude I thought you you were also going to discuss the new -Transformers- movie and how it couldn't stack up to the -Batman- movie that couldn't stand up to -The Trek- Flick.

          Allright now everybody it's time for the Bunny Hop ..grab you partner and let's get DOWN...

          Da dad da ta da ta da da da hop hop hop..

          DIKKUSS!
          Jayzus H, it can be cuntfusing interpret Thome-bonics?...


          Dude, do you even read your own post's before you click the reply button?
          Last edited by Diamondjimi; 07-21-2010, 01:08 AM.
          Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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          • Starwood
            Roadie
            • Jan 2004
            • 130

            #6
            Goodfellas was probably the worst, with Taxi Driver a close second. Basically, anything by Scorcese. The guy has his "NYU film school Rookie" prints all over everything he's ever made. Overrated wannabe. Starwood laughs at the tools who praise this idiot as some sort of important film maker.
            Helping RothTards speak in the 3rd person since 2004!

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            • sadaist
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Jul 2004
              • 11625

              #7
              Originally posted by Starwood
              Goodfellas was probably the worst, with Taxi Driver a close second. Basically, anything by Scorcese. The guy has his "NYU film school Rookie" prints all over everything he's ever made. Overrated wannabe. Starwood laughs at the tools who praise this idiot as some sort of important film maker.

              I don't praise Scorcese, but I did like Goodfellas. Ray Liotta was great in that. Especially the second half when drugs came into it.
              “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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              • Hardrock69
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Feb 2005
                • 21897

                #8
                "How am I funny?"

                Classic.


                Tarzan Of The Apes starring Bo Derek. Was not worth sitting through 90 minutes, despite her nudity:

                Bo Derek wearing some white paint and just a loincloth as she walks over to a pool of water and takes a dip to wash the paint off her body. She is accompanied by a guy and an orangutan who takes the opportunity to kiss her bare nipple. Hi-res DVD capture from Tarzan, the Ape Man.

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                • thome
                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 6678

                  #9
                  Imp Mission Movies.

                  I was barely able to sit thru Mission Imp 1.

                  The next three I just couldn't even fathom the intricate techniques of so much twists and turns the incredible wonder of having the camera on Cruise and then the camera would point somewhere else and then the camera would look back over there and ..............!!! OMG he just dissapeared..?

                  HOW COOL IS THAT!!!

                  Sukkfest... just pathetic to believe that dead pan hack is the go to guy for Mission Impossible ...just sad really.

                  Couldn finish any of them as unbelievable as the hell he calls his religion.

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                  • Hardrock69
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 21897

                    #10
                    Wish there were a message at the beginning of the film:

                    "This movie will self-destruct in 5 seconds".

                    Just more examples of un-original thinking. "Hey we don't have a clue! Let's just remake Mission: Impossible for the 8th time".

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                    • Little Texan
                      Full Member Status

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 4579

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Diamondjimi
                      Jayzus H, it can be cuntfusing interpret Thome-bonics?...


                      Dude, do you even read your own post's before you click the reply button?
                      Let me help you with that...

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                      • Little Texan
                        Full Member Status

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 4579

                        #12
                        Fucking double post...

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                        • Blaze
                          Full Member Status

                          • Jan 2009
                          • 4371

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Little Texan
                          Let me help you with that...

                          "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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                          • GAR
                            Banned
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 10881

                            #14
                            My Metal Men script sucks..

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                            • Hardrock69
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 21897

                              #15
                              Well, of course. The wax from the crayon melts onto the pages, not to mention it is impossible to read anyway, due to the MAD20/20, jism, and dirt all over the pages, as you use the pages to sleep on under the 405.

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