Why is the COCAINE of Today UTTER SHIT?

[Hardrock69]

What do you expect from a homeless burnout pedophile with delusions of grandeur?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

What do you expect from a homeless burnout pedophile with delusions of grandeur?

world peace and a balanced budget.

[jhale667]

...and Starwood retired from this game many moons ago. What a truly pathetic drug. Paranoid and impotent is no way to go through life.

That's how GARfail rolls even without the nose candy...

[jhale667]

But you're still listening obviously...

Your defense of pot hints the true reason why your sound-samples page ROCKS SO HARD

Yeah, it's a gift. That you're totally jealous of.

each post more meaningless than the last

Ain't THAT the truth.

[Blaze]

Gar was blacklisted from respectable street level dealers because Gar is not respectable and has an admitted history of theft, fraud, and extortion (lying, cheating, and stealing).
Have a good day, Gar.

[Terry]

Cocaine is just...so...80s.

[ThrillsNSpills]

He's snorting nothing.

It's all about the attention.

[GAR]

Two things I cannot figure out on this dillemna of toxic modern "coke" okay..

1) Coca is way way more effective at traversing the blood-brain barrier. There's nothing superior to it, so why do coca alkaloids have to take the sam bad rap as crack?

2) Since almost all drugs can be synthesized in a chemistry lab, and crystallized cocaine salts are only synthesized coca-leaf alkaloids, shouldn't it be a fairly basic excercise in chemical reductions to produce small batches of pure man-made coke.. to leave all the wheeling-and-dealing out of it?

3) They figured all that MDMA shit in the lab for Ecstasy and other stuff.. how long before coke is produced in the lab since the quality is shit no matter where you go, and the supplier thinks he's a fucking Little God you gotta worship and thank to no end before you even see his bullshit substances anyways.. and like I say, it's bullshit cocktail!

Stand UP FOR PURITY
Stand UP FOR your right to Medical Cocaine!!
Stand UP FOR the next California ballot initiative for Medicinal Cocaine.. are you with me or not, people!

[GAR]

Think about it folks:

Aspirin is so cheap, it's made in China and you get 100 tablets of 5 grams each for a buck at the 99 cents store, correct?

If everyone in this country was on pure, Chinese-generic, medical-grade cocaine, even the laziest porchmonkey asshole in your neck of the woods would be kicking ass, working 3 jobs, getting 4 hours of sleep a day and lovin' it - you'd see that 12 trillion dollar defecit melt away in 4 years from all the extra payroll taxes because USA rules!

And we'll rule the world with our Cheap Walmart COCAINE

[Hardrock69]

SHUT THE FUCK UP, GARFUCKLE.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Think about it folks:

Aspirin is so cheap, it's made in China and you get 100 tablets of 5 grams each for a buck at the 99 cents store, correct?

If everyone in this country was on pure, Chinese-generic, medical-grade cocaine, even the laziest porchmonkey asshole in your neck of the woods would be kicking ass, working 3 jobs, getting 4 hours of sleep a day and lovin' it - you'd see that 12 trillion dollar defecit melt away in 4 years from all the extra payroll taxes because USA rules!

And we'll rule the world with our Cheap Walmart COCAINE

then you are continuing the corporate america greed cycle. you have to support your local corner coke store that is run by that sweet old couple down the road.

[GAR]

LOOK now:

I can get only so many productive hours done in a day before I have to make another pot of coffee.

Coffee contains the stimulant "coffee grounds" from which all coffee is derived, however it is acidic and I can only get 3 pots of coffee down before I have to shit twice and throw up maybe (1) times.

If you don't vote for Walmart Cocaine to be legal because you don't like Walmart then consider those like me who need more stimulants than the daily 3 pots a day of coffee but can't keep it down.

[Diamondjimi]

even the laziest porchmonkey asshole in your neck of the woods ....

Define "porchmonkey"!

[Hardrock69]

Wonder what Garfuckle's gay customers with darker skin would think if they knew their favorite blowjob-giver was a racist asshole?

[fryingdutchman]

It's simple, GAyR.

The reason that today's cocaine is shit is because it hasn't killed YOU yet.