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  • PETE'S BROTHER
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2007
    • 12678

    job security.... tarbendin'



    Gallup has been tracking American imbibing trends for 71 years, and its latest installment, completed in July, found that 67 percent of Americans report that they consume alcohol on a regular basis.
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
  • Little Texan
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 4579

    #2
    Damn! We were already a nation of fatasses, and now we're a nation of alcoholics? Is this turning into a country full of Otises?

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    • Little Texan
      Full Member Status

      • Jan 2004
      • 4579

      #3
      Double Post
      Last edited by Little Texan; 08-02-2010, 05:33 PM.

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      • PETE'S BROTHER
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Feb 2007
        • 12678

        #4
        otti?
        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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        • PETE'S BROTHER
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2007
          • 12678

          #5
          as long as we are all "functioning" alcoholics
          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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          • chefcraig
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Apr 2004
            • 12172

            #6
            Gallup has been tracking American imbibing trends for 71 years, and its latest installment, completed in July, found that 67 percent of Americans report that they consume alcohol on a regular basis.
            In other news, the sky is blue and many dogs have black noses. PETE'S BROTHER nailed it though, just about everyone I've worked with over the past 30 years could have been classified as a functioning alcoholic.









            “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
            ― Stephen Hawking

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            • PETE'S BROTHER
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2007
              • 12678

              #7
              i would probably malfunction without my libations
              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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              • Dan
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 12194

                #8
                I Dont Drink Anymore.
                First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                • kwame k
                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 11302

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Dan
                  I Dont Drink Anymore.
                  Yeah, you fucker!!!!!!!!!

                  I have to drink twice as much now to keep the balance of drunks to members here at The Army!

                  Now that's rude
                  Originally posted by vandeleur
                  E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                  • hambon4lif
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 2810

                    #10
                    ....I certainly have no problem picking up the slack for all these fucking lightweights!!

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                    • kwame k
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 11302

                      #11
                      Well...........someone has to do it
                      Originally posted by vandeleur
                      E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                      • Dan
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 12194

                        #12
                        Originally posted by kwame k
                        Well...........someone has to do it
                        How Dare You.:D

                        So Now I'm A Very Cheap Drunk.:D
                        First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                        • Sensible Shoes
                          Full Member Status

                          • Oct 2009
                          • 4648

                          #13
                          I don't drink. Much.

                          I also don't drink and post on the Army. Like ever.

                          OK maybe I do. A little

                          Oh dear.

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                          • Igosplut
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 2794

                            #14
                            I live in a tourist area......Even the dogs drink heavily here....
                            Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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                            • twonabomber
                              formerly F A T
                              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 11294

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Dan
                              I Dont Drink Anymore.
                              and i don't drink any less...
                              Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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