I am not Ace Diamond

[Sensible Shoes]

Marcus Welby is Dr. Love.

[Jagermeister]

marcus welby is racist?

Actually maybe. I don't know that a black person was ever on that show.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

ah, doesn't matter, so shoes is ace and hamboniing, max is thome, i'm tired.

[Anonymous]

Wait, if Shoe's not Asshole Liemond, then who is????

Cheers! :bottle:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

allegedly some fool in so cal.

[green bottle]

I am not Jagermeister.

[Sensible Shoes]

Hambone just wants me to be him so he can feel his own tits.

[Sensible Shoes]

Guess this all gives new meaning to the phrase "Go fuck yourself"

[Dan]

Now That is Fucking Rude.:D

[hambon4lif]

Hambone just wants me to be him so he can feel his own tits.

If I was you I'd call in sick so I could stay home and play with myself all day!

....I can't help but wonder how bombarded this place would get with traffic if anyone here knew that Shoes is really Pat Benatar!
The board would pop big-time!

I'm not one to gossip...so you didn't hear that from me...

[Sensible Shoes]

I may be Pat Benetar but I am most definitely NOT Miss Chrissi!!!!!

[hambon4lif]

I may be Pat Benetar but I am most definitely NOT Miss Chrissi!!!!!

It's a safe bet that you smell alot better than her, too.

I don't wanna burn on the poor gal...but personal hygiene was NOT very high on her list of priorities....

[Sensible Shoes]

Based on that, I am also not Courtney Love.

[hambon4lif]

That's not a high hurdle to clear.....any female who's purchased a box of Summers Eve and a razor, even once in their life, is automatically in a higher class than Courtney Love....

[hambon4lif]

I am Thome..hear me roar..with octane too much to ignore.

I guess it's time to 'fess up.....I am Thome and Blaze!

It really depends on my mood...or whichever's closer...the turpentine....or the gas can!