50th prostate exam

[GAR]

I'm taking Nitro Express off ignore for sheer brilliance of expression.

I admires (1) time.

[Nitro Express]

Thank you Gar!

We's made to fuck! Gotta milk the junk because that's why it there. It's like getting a bladder infection for not pissing. Don't hold back, use it!

[GAR]

Nitro, instead of telling your gal tonite "lets' fuck after I get back with the ice cream," tell her "we're going to stabilize exchange-fluid levels in accordance with the scriptural command."

Say it straight faced, do not break character delivering the line, and look straight at her eyes wide open when you say it and begin a silent count before she laughs - let me know how long it took. My chick took 11 seconds to figure the gag out.

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

thank you for the rimming last nite gary.

[Nitro Express]

I actually saw a chinese pharmacist in Hong Kong where they make custom concoctions from everything from dried sea horses to bear gall bladders. First comes the consultation and I wanted a bigger cock that shot more love juice. The first question was do you masturbate? I said yes and the chinese dude goes, "you have to be very careful with masturbation because you lose chi energy. Then I got a lesson on how to fuck. I guess it's better to fuck a woman and dock into her lower chakra and exchange energy than it is to blow you chi all over the tile int the shower cranking one out. He also told me not to fuck men because the energy is unbalanced.