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  • Cato
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 4587

    Question for Ladies

    this is what all the dirty old men of this site would like to know...
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  • PETE'S BROTHER
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2007
    • 12678

    #2
    why won't ya walk around topless?
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    • fifth element
      Commando
      • Nov 2010
      • 1224

      #3
      Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
      why won't ya walk around topless?
      indoors or outdoors?
      “Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” ~~Maria Robinson

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      • Cato
        Full Member Status

        • Jan 2004
        • 4587

        #4
        Hummm...

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        Don't notice most of my posts are less than 2 lines...




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        • Candy Girl

          #5
          Don't you think that would be dangerous out in traffic?

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          • fifth element
            Commando
            • Nov 2010
            • 1224

            #6
            Originally posted by Candy Girl
            Don't you think that would be dangerous out in traffic?
            lol...dangerous for who? lol
            “Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” ~~Maria Robinson

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            • Candy Girl

              #7
              Originally posted by fifth element
              lol...dangerous for who? lol
              Maybe both?

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              • fifth element
                Commando
                • Nov 2010
                • 1224

                #8
                Originally posted by Candy Girl
                Maybe both?
                lol....you have a point...
                “Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” ~~Maria Robinson

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                • Blaze
                  Full Member Status

                  • Jan 2009
                  • 4371

                  #9
                  Dude, have you ever gotten a woman off? Do you know what it actually consists of and how the female sexual organ works?
                  Outside the "let's hold hands and imagine ourselves into orgasm". P.s that (the "awareness orgasm") is actually just hokey pokey.
                  But hey, whatever works for you.
                  "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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                  • Sensible Shoes
                    Full Member Status

                    • Oct 2009
                    • 4648

                    #10
                    Bike seat. LMAO. Note to all the men. Buy the hitachi vibrator that plugs into the wall. It's the gold standard and nothing else will do. You won't be sorry.

                    Oh dear.

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                    • Blaze
                      Full Member Status

                      • Jan 2009
                      • 4371

                      #11
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                      The Hitachi Magic Wand is an electric massager manufactured by Hitachi intended for massaging muscles, as well as erogenous zones. It first appeared in the 1970s—widely used as a sex toy. The device features a round soft flexible head measuring 2.5 inches in diameter with a 9 inch handle. The 6 foot cord is attached to the end of the handle. The Wand provides two levels of vibration speeds: 5,000 and 6,000 rpm, that are controlled by a hand switcher located on the handle. Unlike many vibrators, the Magic Wand is plugged into a wall socket rather than using battery power.[1]
                      Like other personal massagers, the Wand can be used as a muscle massager for soothing and relaxing sore muscles and nerves, relieving tension, rehabilitation after some injuries of muscles and bones, etc. The intensive vibrating movements of the device against the muscles provide the increased blood supply to these areas that helps to regenerate the tissues and release the painful sensations. It is much better known for its use as a sex toy. In this use, it is usually applied to the genital area or the anus for erotic stimulation and can be used by men, women and couples. Some physicians recommend it for women to increase genital sensitivity and enhance arousal. Its effectiveness as a sex toy for women has been widely publicised by a variety of sex writers, notably Betty Dodson.[2][3]
                      [edit]See also

                      Clitoral vibrator
                      "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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                      • Dan
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 12194

                        #12
                        Damn,I Just Cum From Watching That.:D
                        First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                        • Dan
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 12194

                          #13
                          Originally posted by shoes, sensible
                          bike seat. Lmao. Note to all the men. Buy the hitachi vibrator that plugs into the wall. It's the gold standard and nothing else will do. You won't be sorry.
                          btw...............tmi.:D
                          First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                          • chefcraig
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 12172

                            #14
                            To tell you the truth, at this point in my life, I really do not wish to know if a bike seat is more capable than I am.









                            “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                            ― Stephen Hawking

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                            • PETE'S BROTHER
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 12678

                              #15
                              sorry, i was rubbin' one out, what are we talkin' about?
                              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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