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Umm...no. There are dozens of great restaurants, parks, bars and fishing opportunities in the Keys. The "fags" referred by to VanHalenFan5150 show up for Fantasy Fest, which takes place once a year in October. This is also a fun event, similar to New Orleans Mardis Gras. Don't let the opinions of a world traveler who isn't old enough to drive yet turn you off from a terrific place to visit, hys.
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No doubt the women on South Beach are fucking hot... lots of hot latin ass... but it's really not worth having to put up with the area, it's a small pocket of expensive yuppie plastic-fake niceness surround by mega-ghetto... Oh, and just about nobody speaks English.
As much as I dislike living here, I will say that S.Florida has no shortage of hot ass. It's everywhere. And yes, the beaches will be slammed in late March...
Tampa to the upper Keys is probably about 6 hour drive, but IMO, if you've never been it's worth the effort. I feel it's the best of S.Florida... If you're a seafood lover you'll be in heaven.
Fort Lauderdale is a decent option if you want to check out the East coast... it's about 4 hours from Tampa, has a great beach and lots of good eatin & drinkin... it even comes with a guide - Me.Originally posted by wiseguyComment
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They keys rock. One of my favorite places on earth. If you cant have a good time down there something is worng with you. Go when its damn hot like July or August. Thats the end of the "tourist season". Much less crowded. I have never been to fag fest but I have heard it's a blast also.Comment
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Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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Islamorada is a handful of islands incorporated into a township. There is a load of great places to eat there, but it is also home to the absurdly overpriced Islamorada Fish Company chain of restaurants. Put it this way, if you travel to the Keys to eat at IFC, it's pretty much like traveling to Epcot to get a glimpse of the real Norway.
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How 'bout KFC ??Comment
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gonna sound naive here, do they have the long pier way out in the water to eat at and catch the sunset. (probably described 60 % of the spots down there)Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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Yep, that's the place... but like Chef mentioned, there are MANY better places... it's very much geared for the tourist... while you're there you can pick up a nice 'FLORIDA KEYS' T-shirt
One of the best places in that area, IMO, is the Fish House, right about at mile marker 101.... The stuffed Snapper is the shit!! I always stop there on my way home... One the way down, I always swing through Alabama Jack's on Cardsound Road, just after Florida City... it's kind of tucked away, but a fantastic old Florida style place, complete with live country country music from the 'Miami Cardsound Machine' and line dancing! A must see!Originally posted by wiseguyComment
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