Flavor Flav -- The Ad That Sets America Back 60 Yrs

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  • Jagermeister
    Full Member Status

    • Apr 2010
    • 4510

    Flavor Flav -- The Ad That Sets America Back 60 Yrs

    Flavor Flav loves his fried chicken so much -- he put his own GIANT face right on the menu at his new joint in Iowa.

    TMZ has obtained photos of Flav at his new "Flav's Fried Chicken" restaurant in Clinton, Iowa yesterday -- where he debuted his eye-popping yellow and orange menus ... and his self-indulgent sign out front.


    Flavor Flav opened up a fried chicken joint (not that we’re surprised) in Clinton, Iowa Monday. Flavor Flav’s Chicken (FFC) is just one of what the 51-year-old rapper turned reality star plans to franchise around the country. Flav graduated from cooking school in 1978 and plans to be hands on with his food. “You’re going […]


    Flavor Flav opened up a fried chicken joint (not that we're surprised) in Clinton, Iowa Monday. Flavor Flav’s Chicken (FFC) is just one of what the 51-year-old rapper turned reality star plans to franchise around the country. Flav graduated from cooking school in 1978 and plans to be hands on with his food.

    “You're going to find me in here working," Flavor Flav told the Clinton Herald newspaper. "You're going to be catching me seasoning my chicken, flouring my chicken, frying up my chicken, and not only that, but serving my chicken to my people. The taste will blow up your taste buds. You'll have fireworks in there.”

    We’re used to Flav being coonish over-the-top but that ad has to go. It’s a slap in the face to the Civil Rights leaders who fought to eradicate extremely racist and stereotypical advertising in the United States and now this--right on the heels of Martin Luther King Day and at the precipice of Black History Month. All that’s missing from the picture is the watermelon flavored 40s (smh).

    Dear Flavor Flav, your Public Enemy pass has been revoked
  • Jagermeister
    Full Member Status

    • Apr 2010
    • 4510

    #2
    Couldn't he have come up with something more original? Like I don't know Flavor Flavs BBQ or Flavor Flavs Soul Food House.

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    • Seshmeister
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Oct 2003
      • 35754

      #3
      Maybe 20 years back to the days of Dan Quayle?

      Can none of these fucking idiots spell potato?

      Last edited by Seshmeister; 01-25-2011, 09:22 PM.

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      • lesfunk
        Full Member Status

        • Jan 2004
        • 3583

        #4
        Who doesn't love Fried chicken? yum!
        http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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        • Blaze
          Full Member Status

          • Jan 2009
          • 4371

          #5
          Good for him! Send me some boy! err male.
          "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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          • Satan
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Jan 2004
            • 6664

            #6
            deep fried corn??

            We don't even have that in Hell, and everything is deep fried down here.
            Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

            Originally posted by Sockfucker
            I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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            • Unchainme
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Apr 2005
              • 7746

              #7
              Public Enemy used to be a damn good group back in the 80's/90's...Chuck D and Flava as his hypeman were pretty damn good tandem.



              now dude's just a clown, and to see him do this shit is a disgrace to legit hip-hop.
              Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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              • Satan
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Jan 2004
                • 6664

                #8
                Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                Originally posted by Sockfucker
                I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                • Little Texan
                  Full Member Status

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 4579

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Satan
                  deep fried corn??

                  We don't even have that in Hell, and everything is deep fried down here.
                  I'm guessing deep fried corn is referring to corn fritters, also called corn nuggets. Of course ya'll don't have that in hell! Corn Fritters are good, and isn't the food supposed to be horrible down there?

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                  • Satan
                    ROTH ARMY ELITE
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 6664

                    #10
                    Well, we have corn dogs in Hell. But they're actually dogs, dipped in corn batter.
                    Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                    Originally posted by Sockfucker
                    I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                    • ELVIS
                      Banned
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 44120

                      #11
                      I don't see anything wrong with it, he's a ni**er...

                      What do you expect ??

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                      • Diamondjimi
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • May 2004
                        • 12086

                        #12
                        Looks like the Klan is in full swing in this thread......

                        I'll leave ya's to it...
                        Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32942

                          #13
                          KFC sucks these days. If the chicken and ribs are good the place will hop like Five Guys. People will try it once because of the Flav o Flav connection.

                          Hey, Flav is making his own money and not collecting welfare checks, he's got the right idea. Start a business and hire people.
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                          • sadaist
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 11625

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ELVIS
                            I don't see anything wrong with it, he's a ni**er...

                            What do you expect ??

                            A nitter? I could use some warm socks.
                            “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                            • ELVIS
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 44120

                              #15

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