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Yeah total knock off. Only T-Mobile did it better cause of the hot chick and all.
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That's when I first realized I was getting old. Some intern at my work, a little cutie brunette, was wearing the Van Halen Monsters Of Rock t-shirt. So I said to her I was at that show, LA Coliseum, Metallica owned the show. Then she tells me "I wasn't born yet. This is my step-dads shirt."
Funny thing about that show...82,000 people. My older sis went with her friends separate from me. She told them to "keep an eye out for my brother. He has longish brown hair & is wearing a black t-shirt."
O.o“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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My ex-father-in-law married someone younger than his kids. Just areal life example of the creep factor. LOL.“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty WhiteComment
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I... think I'd manage to somehow lie a whole lot to her to get her into bed with me.I see these new commercials all the time. This chick is phenomenally hot. Like a younger, tighter, fresher version of Catherine Zeta-Jones. Maybe some Kim Basinger mixed in with a touch of Anne Hathaway. So I looked her up & apparently she has modeled some other stuff too. RAWR! I think I'm in lust!
Carly Foulkes
Birthday: August 4, 1988
About: Carly Foulkes is a Canadian born actor/model. She has modeled for Ralph Lauren, Tommy Hilfiger, Abercrombie & Fitch, Gilly Hicks, Elle Magazine, Glamour Magazine, John Frieda. In the acting world, she is currently the spokesperson for Tmobile
I hate lying & using women, but when you gotta go, you gotta go.
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Wait, if THEY'RE taking off their clothes for me does that make ME the creepy old man
I was just learning what it was like not to have to sneak in to a bar to play a gig because I was finally old enough to when she was born...lol
Remember the birthday you realized girls half your age were actually now legal to drink?
She's hot. Sorry, if (in a perfect world) she wanted to, I'd have to.
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If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.
That is all.
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I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667
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Then it's really true??:eek:
The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???
OMFG...who in their right mind...???
Originally posted by eddie78
I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.Comment
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At 23, you'd better not focus on a conversation with her.
As soon as you're able, pull her off to somewhere a bit more private & get your hands & lips all over her, else she thinks you're not her "prince charming" who's "in love" with her.
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But first, hand her the money in a plain envelope...Comment
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I'm not sure exactly when I crossed the line from horny guy to dirty old man. Such a fine line it is. I don't see what the big deal is. I've wanted to fuck girls in their early 20's since I was 14. Now that I am almost 40 that's a problem? Sheesh. That is totally unfair. Now that I can actually afford one & know what the fuck to do to her properly, I'm out of range?
Fuck that.“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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