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Originally posted by vandeleurE- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place
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Charlie approved beer:
2 breast implants... $4,000
Dodgers tickets... $47
A cold beer... $6
Drunkenly pouring the beer down your shirt... priceless.Comment
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The exact thing I thought...I immediately pictured spED in that 1996 interview and beyond...many...many similarities...mannerisms...everything...It is no wonder he and Ed are good friends. Watching his interview on ABC this evening and he fucking looks and sounds like Ed!
Grow his hair long, dress him in some raggedy clothes, give him a crack pipe to smoke until his teeth get fucked up and he would look just like him!
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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It's hard as hell as a father...watching him rolling out his "Tiger Blood" bullshit, while his kids are in the next room being watched over by a Porn Star and a pot model. I'm not saying they can't be good mothers (yeah I can), but how long has he known these fucking idiots? A month? They weren't the whores that were with him in January...so I'm guessing it's recent. Of course, their real mother is a crack-whore...so what the fuck.
Anyways...these two fucking rocket scientists have come to a new agreement, and I think...reinstated the old custody agreement. Boy...you want to talk about a couple of kids facing a fun life with a couple of fucking winners..."Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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Charlie's in a tight spot with the show being put on hold, and he's flying in the middle of this current media frenzy.
Must be insane pressure, and that comes out in his voice.
Still wish him well; he's a real character!Comment
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I was just thinking the same thing about those two guys. Someone should photoshop Sheen's face onto this pic and voila!It is no wonder he and Ed are good friends. Watching his interview on ABC this evening and he fucking looks and sounds like Ed!
Grow his hair long, dress him in some raggedy clothes, give him a crack pipe to smoke until his teeth get fucked up and he would look just like him!
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I wanna fuck Bree Olson, but after she's had a shower and douched out her pussy. No sloppy seconds for me pleaseComment
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I've seen alot of her work. The only thing Charlie is going to be WINNING is a raffle at a free clinic.Comment
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Porn industry mainstreamers like her are tested more regularly than any average person.With the sheer amount of whoriness most women exhibit nowadays,Id rather fuck a porn star who just got tested 3 times this month than a regular girl that mightve gotten tested once this year,but had similar numbers of indescreet bed hopping.
Yes . Charlie is winning.Comment
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I am in a kinder gentler kind of mood.
Ripping myself away from other research projects, I got to wonder if Charlie is so happy why does he beat up his domestics? (and wives?)
I could understand one or two mild domestic disturbance especially if they were reasoned out in the system.
But damn, Charlie, maybe you need to read up on Capitan Buffett's guide on sailing the party seas.
OSHA needs to step in and give hazard pay to your domestics.
When that big wind hits and the boat is grabbed like the play toy that it is; the ones that can ride the adrenalin rush with ease and guile is the ship that wins!
"Tell me a story about you, Uncle Charlie"
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By Jenna Birch
Charlie Sheen recently reached a new level of bizarre in the relationship department. As 20/20 just revealed, he keeps two live-in girlfriends at home who help raise his twin boys, Bob and Max. Oh, yeah. And he refers to them as "the goddesses."
Not surprisingly, one important person in this little scenario isn't all-too happy about Charlie's living arrangement. She probably isn't thrilled about the public drug sprees. Or the weekends in Vegas with prostitutes, either… That person would be Brooke Mueller.
According to PopEater, the mother of Bob and Max, and Charlie's soon-to-be ex-wife, was able to file a restraining order on Tuesday evening after the Two and a Half Men star allegedly threatened her, saying: "I will cut your head off, put it in a box and send it to your mom." Wow. Angry, much?
Bob and Max were removed from Sheen's home on Tuesday night.
This is not Charlie's only legal woe at the moment. He is in the midst of a battle with TV-giant CBS and the minds behind Men, who decided to stop the show mid-season after the star's wild antics. Sheen wants his full 1.2 million-per-episode salary. CBS says they are just fine running Two and a Half Men reruns, which are pulling in great ratings.
And let's not forget, the show debacle is on top of the legal troubles with Mueller—who is just one gal in a parade of women to make headlines with Charlie over the years.
Here, we take a look back at the notable women who have filled the actor's love life and provided plenty of tabloid fodder. It has been a crazy ride, to say the least, and all indications show that Charlie isn't slowing down anytime soon.
In his own words to 20/20: "That's how I roll. I have one speed: Go!"
January 1990: Charlie's fiancée, Kelly Preston, is accidentally shot in the arm. He was carrying a gun in the pocket of his jeans and forgot about it. When she picked up the jeans later on, it went off. Oops. Soon after, Kelly dumps him and marries John Travolta. Oh, good decisions…
July 1995: Charlie appears in court to testify in the tax-evasion trial of Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss. He was a frequent client of her illegal happenings, ordering up call girls at least 27 times and dropping more than $50,000 on the services. "I love sex and I can afford it," he says to justify his actions. Classy. [Source: The Hollywood Reporter]
September 1995: Some relationships just aren't built to last... The actor gets hitched to model Donna Peele, but their quickie marriage dissolves after six months.
December 1996: Charlie is put in the slammer for beating his porn-star girlfriend, Brittany Ashland. She claims he slammed her into the floor, breaking open her lip and knocking her unconscious. He allegedly threatens to kill her if she tells anyone about the incident. Sheen later pleads no contest to the assault and is sentenced to two years probation, one-year in prison (a term which is eventually suspended), and eight counseling sessions—which don't exactly lead Charlie down the right path. 7 Most Repulsive Celebrity Douchebags Right Now
July 2002: After screen-legend pop Martin Sheen turns him in for violating parole, and a stint in rehab a few years earlier, a seemingly cleaned-up Sheen marries Bond-girl Denise Richards. [Source: Los Angeles Daily News]
March 2005: Richards leaves Charlie and files for divorce while six-months pregnant with their second child. She says Charlie is still abusing drugs and alcohol, and an ugly custody battle over their two daughters makes headlines. [Source: TV Guide]
April 2006: Restraining Order #1… Sheen is told he must stay 300 yards away from Denise and their kids, except during supervised visits, because he reportedly acted violent toward Richards and her parents. Denise Richards Doesn't Love Abusive Charlie Sheen
May 2008: Sheen makes another trip down the aisle, this time with real estate investor Brooke Mueller. Will the third time be a charm for Charlie? ...Um, no. Charlie Sheen Is Engaged. To Be Married. To A Woman.
December 2009: The Men star's anger management issues continue. Charlie lands in jail and is slapped with assault charges for allegedly hitting his wife. Brooke and Charlie separate.
October 2010: While on a good ol' family vacation with Denise Richards and their daughters in NYC, Charlie tears up a room at The Plaza Hotel. He is partying with porn-star Capri Anderson at the time, who sues him for choking her. Sheen counter-sues for extortion. Nothing comes of the incident. Legally, anyway. His bizarre behavior certainly leaves an indelible mark on the world of pop-culture crazies, though. Charlie Sheen Enjoys Escorts, Throwing Hissy Fits?
January 2011: Sheen heads to Vegas where he lives it up with strippers, adult-film stars and Michelle "Bombshell" McGee. He gets back to Hollywood in time to resume filming on Two and a Half Men. However later that month, Charlie is such a cut-up that is rushed to the hospital after "laughing too hard at the TV." Right... His hit show goes on hiatus. [Source: The Hollywood Reporter]
February 2011: After some at-home rehab, Mr. Sheen goes on 20/20 to show the world his "goddesses," a former model and porn star who live with him at his L.A. home and help raise his two sons. We bet this is where Brooke Mueller gets just a snitch upset.
March 2011: Brooke files for a temporary restraining order after Sheen's alleged "I will cut off your head" threat, and Bob and Max are taken from Charlie's house and custody. He states on The Today Show that he does not know where his sons are, and tells his estranged wife: "I'm sorry you felt that this had to be done in this way, but this does not display any responsible parenting in anything that I'm familiar with." Oh, Charlie."I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. SeusssigpicComment
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Why does Sheen beat his wives? Because they wouldn't let him watch his porn AND screw some porn skanks on the side while married. It must have drove him over the edge!
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Brooke Mueller needs to shut the fuck up. She is taking drugs. She is in rehab. She went with Charlie & the 2 Goddesses to the Bahamas and had a "family weekend". She is parading the kids out in front of the paparazzi. Then she blames Charlie for the same stuff she is doing & condoning in him. It's all her ploy for money & fame. She stays in the headlines & gets more money from Charlie.
No way when she first hooked up with him that she didn't know he liked hookers & porn stars. We have known this for 20 years. No way she didn't know he liked to party. We have all known this for 20 years. It's like hooking up with Nikki Sixx and then getting mad because he likes tattoos. Hook up with Jeff Gordon and then bitch that he drives too fast.
They knew the deal when they got in.“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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