The Rise In "Rape Talk"

[chefcraig]

You can buy a bag of burgers with cheese and jalapeno bits stuck in them at Safeway for $5 or so, and get 6 burgers out of it.

I assume you are speaking of those frozen, box 'o' burgers packages. They are OK in a pinch, like when you are serving a boatload of people, but man...you need to dump some liquid smoke or worcester sauce all over them to make them taste like anything resembling meat.

[FORD]

Actually, I put my usual #1 choice of condiment on them (since there aren't nearly enough jalapenos in them)......



That said, I don't eat them often, because (as you pointed out above) like most processed foods, there's way too much goddamn sodium in them, and I'm trying to keep the blood pressure down.

[Seshmeister]

Here's a look at the nutritional info from the Burger King site. The American Heart Association recommends that you choose and prepare foods with little or no salt to reduce the risk of cardiovascular disease, and aim to eat less than 1,500 mg of sodium per day. This sucker has 1250 in each burger.

BK STUFFED STEAKHOUSE

That actually makes McDonalds look healthy...

[fifth element]

The funny thing is that statistically 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.

Statitistically, people have found that you can get statistics to say anything you want them to by polling the right group of people...

[FORD]

Here's a look at the nutritional info from the Burger King site. The American Heart Association recommends that you choose and prepare foods with little or no salt to reduce the risk of cardiovascular disease, and aim to eat less than 1,500 mg of sodium per day. This sucker has 1250 in each burger.

BK STUFFED STEAKHOUSE

I just looked up the Ultimate Cheeseburger at Jack in the Box, and it's even worse......

1426 mg of sodium in that motherfucker. 1838 if you get it with bacon.

Jack's drive through is open really late around here and it used to be the first stop after the bar for me and my friends back in the day. Guess that explains how my blood pressure got high in the first place.

[Guitar Shark]

I'm sure the "BCE" didn't help your blood pressure either, FORD...

[kwame k]

Carl’s Jr. Six Dollar Burger
890 calories
54 g fat (20 g saturated, 2 g trans)
2,040 mg sodium

That's an artery clogging bastard right there.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Go see Supersize me if you haven't already. They take blood from Spurlock after he ate a bunch of that mess and there was a layer of goop hovering over his blood. Ok, probably not the best enticement to see it.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Has anyone seen the ads for Burger King's new Stuffed Steakhouse burger? It has these bits of cheese and jalapeños in it, which at first seems sort of interesting until you realize that you are getting less meat. Besides, I've never prepared a burger like that without the cheese melting, so what is preventing it doing so in this case?

Is that the before or after photo?

[Kristy]

Oh, where's fat Jerod when you need him?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Oh, where's fat Jerod when you need him?

"playing" guitar at a coffeshop in cali somewhere....

[Candy Girl]

Go see Supersize me if you haven't already. They take blood from Spurlock after he ate a bunch of that mess and there was a layer of goop hovering over his blood. Ok, probably not the best enticement to see it.

That is called "lipemia" or a lipemic specimen. When the blood is spun (centrifuged) in a tube the lipids separate out and float to the top. It's gross and chunky looking and a lot of the times the simple act of drawing blood on these people hemolyzes the red cells making the specimen look like strawberry quick. Nasty.

[Kristy]

Jack's drive through is open really late around here and it used to be the first stop after the bar for me and my friends back in the day. Guess that explains how my blood pressure got high in the first place.

Yeah, cut the crap from your diet. Exercise such as a walk around the block and grapefruit juice will help to lower your high blood pressure.

[ELVIS]

I want an illegal alien to rape your ****** ass and then put you in crosshairs, make a target of you and shoot you in the head. Then bomb the evidence.

Black Suburbans are surrounding your trailer at this very moment...

[FORD]

Yeah, cut the crap from your diet. Exercise such as a walk around the block and grapefruit juice will help to lower your high blood pressure.

Actually, what worked for me more than anything was switching from coffee to tea. Though exercise and cutting sodium definitely help too. Never thought about the grapefruit juice, but I'll try it. Why the hell not? It's natural.

Also, hawthorn works better than any prescription medication for blood pressure, and can be found at any decent drug or health food/supplements store.