It's hard not to feel old...

[chefcraig]

I feel old when I realize that a hot piece of ass sitting across the bar from me was born in 1990. 19 fucking 90. Holy shit! I have shirts older than that!!!

Wanna feel older? Ask her if you can buy her a drink, and try to hide your utter embarrassment as she says "No thank you, sir."

[Seshmeister]

On a happier note I get the other side too occasionally.

I was at a Cult gig recently and when I went for a piss a guy shouted 'Let the guy with hair through, let him through'.

I looked around and every single other guy in there was bald or balding. Nine or ten of them started to do a 'We're not worthy' kind of thing...

[VAiN]

Wanna feel older? Ask her if you can buy her a drink, and try to hide your utter embarrassment as she says "No thank you, sir."

OUCH!

[Blaze]

I remember being allowed to stay up late to watch Star Trek. And when the Nixon trials disrupted my after-school TV shows. I recall trying to make the house be quite for the Sonny and Cher show. I think my first album was Saturday Night Fever. My Second was Art of Noise. My Third was Pink Floyd The Wall. I recall seeing a puzzle on a toy shelf at the store, thinking it said Stallion, grabbing it and saying I wanted it. The puzzle was actually of Stallone and my mother being surprised that I wanted a puzzle of a guy. I she seemed very happy that I had choose it, so I didn't tell her I was disappointed and had actually thought it was supposed to be a horse puzzle.

[Dr. Love]

posting to confirm you're all old

[ELVIS]

I remember when one of out best slaves ran away and my pappy had to shell out the money for a new one...

[Blaze]

On a happier note I get the other side too occasionally.

I was at a Cult gig recently and when I went for a piss a guy shouted 'Let the guy with hair through, let him through'.

I looked around and every single other guy in there was bald or balding. Nine or ten of them started to do a 'We're not worthy' kind of thing...

[Seshmeister]

I remember when one of out best slaves ran away and my pappy had to shell out the money for a new one...

Or the time your mom left your red panties in with the clan gowns and you all had to go to the lynching in pink...

[ELVIS]

Not true...

[kwame k]

He just likes to play one

[Seshmeister]

He claims to this day those weren't his panties...

[Blaze]

I remember when one of out best slaves ran away and my pappy had to shell out the money for a new one...

I told you not to be hitting on your help, but nooooo, you just had to keep it going.

[ELVIS]

Oh gee Blaze, you're sooo funny...

[Blaze]

Oh gee Blaze, you're sooo funny...

You too, EE. Now now prance, dance and trance for us. You such a good boy, you are!
Did you get a new pair of socks?


Aww, come over here and give us a huug.

[kwame k]