Heavy Metal followers aim to hijack UK census

[Kristy]

Sorry Kristy. Ace's dad forced him to have the snip when he was only 7 years old, so you won't be able to be the mother of his children.

Oh dear. Well, there goes those 9 grandchildren my mother has been harping on me for the past five years. And why is he inside of a fence?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

i was at a local radio station this mornin' pickin' up some tickets, and the dj "threw the horns" when he saw my mini leprechaun hat. (not code)

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Oh dear. Well, there goes those 9 grandchildren my mother has been harping on me for the past five years. And why is he inside of a fence?

he was building up his "borneo boy" character....

[kwame k]

Oh dear. Well, there goes those 9 grandchildren my mother has been harping on me for the past five years. And why is he inside of a fence?

He's single now and there's always artificial insemination.........which would seem to be the preferred method with Ace.
As opposed to actual insemination

[Kristy]

he was building up his "borneo boy" character....

You sure? Not that it was recess time at the local institution?

[ThrillsNSpills]

Oh dear. Well, there goes those 9 grandchildren my mother has been harping on me for the past five years. And why is he inside of a fence?

(recess at reform school)

cred:Kwam

[Kristy]

You know what scares me about that pic is her lack of ankles.

[Kristy]

(recess at reform school)

My bad. Thought it was musical therapy time for Ace.

[ThrillsNSpills]

and I'm wondering how horrifying the original face was on that pic .

[Kristy]

Well, it can't be any worse then what Jenifer Aniston is looking these days



Here's a NitroExpress-like story for you (because I am that bored). This woman who I work with set me up on a date with her son which was bad enough. What was worse is the fact he took me to see 'The Bounty Hunter' with dear ol' Jennifer playing her usual strong-willed but fragile woman horrible acting skills like she does in every movie she's ever been in. Anyhoo, after the flick he proposed to me (I'm not kidding) saying that he wanted me to be his Jennifer for life. The only date I've ever been on where I nearly punched a guy in his face.

[Unchainme]

Sorry Kristy. Ace's dad forced him to have the snip when he was only 7 years old, so you won't be able to be the mother of his children.

(That thread was THE funniest thing I have ever seen on the internet.)

alright fill me in on this..

didn't he also claim to have aids once?

[lesfunk]

Well, it can't be any worse then what Jenifer Aniston is looking these days



Here's a NitroExpress-like story for you (because I am that bored). This woman who I work with set me up on a date with her son which was bad enough. What was worse is the fact he took me to see 'The Bounty Hunter' with dear ol' Jennifer playing her usual strong-willed but fragile woman horrible acting skills like she does in every movie she's ever been in. Anyhoo, after the flick he proposed to me (I'm not kidding) saying that he wanted me to be his Jennifer for life. The only date I've ever been on where I nearly punched a guy in his face.

wow thanks for sharing. You should have punched him in the face. Even though you didn't, you should have said you punched him in the face. That would hve been the perfect end to that story.

[hambon4lif]

I guess the hole-in-the-bottom-of-the-popcorn-bucket trick would've been completely out of the question......

[binnie]

alright fill me in on this..

didn't he also claim to have aids once?

Yes, I believe he did - I seem to remember that it was 'cured'.

The forced neutering thread was over at Rothfans years ago. It was classic ownage from Lounge for about 25 pages. Genius.

[binnie]

Well, it can't be any worse then what Jenifer Aniston is looking these days



Here's a NitroExpress-like story for you (because I am that bored). This woman who I work with set me up on a date with her son which was bad enough. What was worse is the fact he took me to see 'The Bounty Hunter' with dear ol' Jennifer playing her usual strong-willed but fragile woman horrible acting skills like she does in every movie she's ever been in. Anyhoo, after the flick he proposed to me (I'm not kidding) saying that he wanted me to be his Jennifer for life. The only date I've ever been on where I nearly punched a guy in his face.

That is scary - although it might be a compliment to you in a strange way (you must be quite a catch to be proposed to on the first date.) In my single days, I always made a rule of never been set up by anyone, as it always ended in disaster.

I actually think Jen looks OK for her age. She's no spring chicken. You couldn't pay me to sit through one of her films though.