New Bigfoot Video Captured By Thomas Byers

[CROWBAR]

Twona is right. Patterson film was confirmed NOT a hoax. They did in-depth analysis of the creature's gait, and determined it would be impossible for a human to walk that way. They also determined that the underlying skeletal structure and musculature could only have been created at a great expense, by someone who had special effects knowledge that even people from top Hollywood movie studios would have had great difficulty in achieving.

Not only that, the creature is a female. It has boobs. Who in their right mind would think to themselves "Hey, when we make this phony gorilla suit thing, let's make sure it has boobs".

As for the current video, my thought is that with the current technology, I do not see how the fuck the video would turn out to be so out of focus. With cell phones, you switch it to take video and it takes video that is in focus right off the bat, right?

Can't say for sure it is a hoax, but it is highly suspect.

I don't know man, they had Bob Heironimus on one of those Bigfoot documentaries after he announced to the world he was they guy in a costume working for Patterson, walk alongside a wooden fence and there's no mistaking he was the dude. Exact gait as featured in the film clip if you ask me. You couldn't fake that walk, no way. Turned and looked at the camera just like in the footage. He's now a cowboy up in Oregon, and him and his buddies have been laughing their asses off about this for years. A total hoax if you ask me, and I agree with him. The whole world got punked big time. They've analyzed the footage to death and came up with all kinds of cockamamie theories, none of them are true imo. The guy decided to finally set the record straight after all these years. He claims Patterson was to pay him a $1000, but reneged on the deal, thus giving him more reason to spill the beans.

When you stop and think about what all we've accomplished as a human race as far as going into the depths of outer space, also being able to read a simple brand name on a pack of smokes from orbit, finding miniscule creatures at the deepest depths of the ocean, and they're trying to convince us that a bigfoot exists but yet have to catch or kill one? Pfffffft! They surely would have caught one a LONG time ago, end of statement. Never bought into the bigfoot BS.

There's a whole lot of people wasting their time analyzing that footage and making ridiculous claims in order to keep the story alive. Probably for profit as a guess. Notoriety maybe, of being associated with the story itself in some way.

[Hardrock69]

It is equally as possible Bob Heironimus is just grasping at straws to get some kind of 15 seconds of fame.

I could just as easily stand up on a podium on the internet and claim my Uncle knew Patterson and helped him create this fake thing. If I said it, it would have just as much cred as Heironimus.

Again I ask, who in their right mind would say "Hey, we have to make a monkey suit to create a fake Bigfoot, but we have to make actual boobs on it as well"?

You don't have to buy into the Bigfoot thing, but unless it can be proven to be a hoax, then it only "might be" a hoax. If it cannot be proven to be real, then it only "might be" real.

Any idiot can fake the walk and pretend to turn and look at a camera.

Heironimous is just making ridiculous claims in order to keep the story alive. Probably for profit as a guess. Notoriety maybe, of being associated with the story itself in some way.

[Nitro Express]

It's not Bigfoot. It's Chewbaca from Star Wars running across that road, going holy shit I'm lost! Where's Hans Solo?

[CROWBAR]

It is equally as possible Bob Heironimus is just grasping at straws to get some kind of 15 seconds of fame.

If fame was the motivating reason for telling about it, then he would have done that forty years ago. He could have easily ratted out Patterson back then.

[ELVIS]

Again I ask, who in their right mind would say "Hey, we have to make a monkey suit to create a fake Bigfoot, but we have to make actual boobs on it as well"?

Heironimus and Patterson apparently...

Dude, it's fake! Bigfoot is not real...

[ELVIS]

I hope this photo doesn't give softcock nightmares...

[Anonymous]

Without even touching, with a particularly lengthy stick, the subject of those videos being real or not, I have to say that the feet of those creatures didn't strike me as being, as it were, big.

Cheers! :bottle:

[TAKIN WHISKEY]

Indian tribes, for years, made up the legend of Sasquatch in hopes that some day they would make the six o'clock news. IMO there have been WAY too many sightings throughout the history of mankind to just discard the possibility of some other kind of primate to exist. The same goes for extraterrestrial visitors. Who the hell am I to decide that nothing else is out there beside our smug ass human race.

[Anonymous]

Indian tribes, for years, made up the legend of Sasquatch in hopes that some day they would make the six o'clock news. IMO there have been WAY too many sightings throughout the history of mankind to just discard the possibility of some other kind of primate to exist. The same goes for extraterrestrial visitors. Who the hell am I to decide that nothing else is out there beside our smug ass human race.

No. You may have read way too much about sightings, but there haven't been all that much. Besides, a 100 years ago, the subject may have been debatable, but today everything above the water is pretty much charted and/or explored, so there's no place where apes with big feet can hide.

As for aliens, I'm pretty sure there are other life forms in the universe, but that does not mean they'll be humanoids, or something we can see, or understand. For all we know, there may be life forms so completely different from our own as to be able to survive in the vacuum. Hell, millions of years ago, no life form on earth could breathe oxygen, fer fuck's sake.

Besides, we all know aliens have been here on Earth before, to build strategically placed pyramids that would send positive energies through the cosmos back to their own planet, so they can keep their knives sharp & their hamburgers fresh.

Cheers! :bottle:

[FORD]

I won't go as far as to say I'm a "believer" in any creature that has significantly larger feet than my own size 15's. But I have seen some things up in the mountains that have made me seriously question whether myself and my human companions were the only bipeds present. No point in elaborating further, because it's a series of "you had to be there" moments. Let's just say I take the advice of my Native American friends and don't speak out loud about Mr. Sasquatch after dark, especially when I'm on his home turf.

[hideyoursheep]

I think I know that woman!

Did she say, "Goony-goo-goo"?

[Unchainme]

Damn Katydid is still alive?

[Anonymous]

I won't go as far as to say I'm a "believer" in any creature that has significantly larger feet than my own size 15's. But I have seen some things up in the mountains that have made me seriously question whether myself and my human companions were the only bipeds present. No point in elaborating further, because it's a series of "you had to be there" moments. Let's just say I take the advice of my Native American friends and don't speak out loud about Mr. Sasquatch after dark, especially when I'm on his home turf.

Hey, there's nothing wrong in keeping the legends alive.

The best part of being a kid is to lay awake at night after hearing all that shit for the first time.

What gets me is adults who're still scared/believe that shit.

I can believe that you think you've seen some weird shit in a certain situation. Imagination can make you shit your pants faster than a fuckin' lion speeding towards you at breakneck speed...

For instance, it IS cool when, at certain times of night, when you're neither awake nor asleep & "the fever" hits you & everything that you hold as sane & logic has absolutely no weight whatsoever.

Do you believe that, only a couple a months ago, while in such a state, I found it very hard to deny the existence of God? It probably didn't last more than a tenth of a second, but there was time enough to catch glimpses of things that weren't there in my room that wasn't my room.

Of course, when I woke up the next day, I lay awake, in awe, re-processing the few ethereal threads that didn't vanish as they should have.

Now get this... if I remember THAT, can you imagine what went on that night that I can NOT remember?

However, let's be reasonable & keep our figments where they belong, all right? Out of reality.

Cheers! :bottle:

[hideyoursheep]

Drivers hit and kill damn near every animal alive, including each other, but Bigfoot always...ALWAYS...makes it across the street.

Imagine being the guy who kills Bigfoot!

If I see that monkey crossing the street, I'm not going to stop and shoot video, I'm driving my bumper up his big, hairy dumper!


Then I'll shoot some video.

[TAKIN WHISKEY]

No. You may have read way too much about sightings, but there haven't been all that much. Besides, a 100 years ago, the subject may have been debatable, but today everything above the water is pretty much charted and/or explored, so there's no place where apes with big feet can hide.



Cheers! :bottle:

29% of the Earth is land mass. Of that 29%, humans occupy about 1% of that. Of the other 28% about 40% of that is pure wilderness. That is quite a bit of unoccupied land. Just sayin