thank you baby jesus (fat whore oprah is done)

[PETE'S BROTHER]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110325/ap_en_tv/us_winfrey_final_episode;_ylt=AkpdcwZXjjxUkh68mWMYqwGs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTFrZjllZzltBHBvcwMxNjIEc2VjA2FjY29yZGlvbl9lbnRlcnRhaW5tZW50BHNsawNsYXN0ZXBpc29kZW8-

CHICAGO – The final original episode of "The Oprah Winfrey Show" will air May 25.
Winfrey's Chicago-based Harpo Productions confirmed the date Friday. Winfrey announced live on the show in November 2009 that she would end its run after 25 years. She since has launched cable's Oprah Winfrey Network.
"The Oprah Winfrey Show" has been in reruns for the last few weeks. But Winfrey tweeted Thursday that she was "hard at work planning the final shows" and new episodes would begin April 7.
The final episode brings an end to what has been television's top-rated talk show for more than two decades. It airs in 145 countries worldwide.

[VAiN]

Holy shit, finally! I can't believe she's been on TV since I was 11! I can hardly remember her not being around...

[Jesus Christ]

Uhhh... thou art welcome, My son. Though I really had nothing to do with it.

[Anonymous]

Yeah... Gay Leno wasn't supposed to be hosting the Tonight Show any more, either... how many farewell tours did your favorite band do?

It ain't over 'till the fat lady can't sing no more, baby...

Cheers! :bottle:

[Diamondjimi]

Welcome back Puss. Where ya been?


As for Orca Winfrey? I never watched her lame ass show.

[Anonymous]

Masturbating fiercely.

Oh, you mean these past few months, not just today?

Masturbating fiercely.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Nitro Express]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110325/...N0ZXBpc29kZW8-


CHICAGO – The final original episode of "The Oprah Winfrey Show" will air May 25.
Winfrey's Chicago-based Harpo Productions confirmed the date Friday. Winfrey announced live on the show in November 2009 that she would end its run after 25 years. She since has launched cable's Oprah Winfrey Network.
"The Oprah Winfrey Show" has been in reruns for the last few weeks. But Winfrey tweeted Thursday that she was "hard at work planning the final shows" and new episodes would begin April 7.
The final episode brings an end to what has been television's top-rated talk show for more than two decades. It airs in 145 countries worldwide.

The big finale will be Orpah ripping a huge fart and free gifts for the audience and confetti will shoot out of her ass.

[Kristy]

I have to give to Oprah, though. How anyone can make the millions she has by getting schmucks to confess their deepest secrets at the drop of a hat must be doing something right.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Welcome back Puss. Where ya been?

busy tryin' to save their economy, no doubt.

[BITEYOASS]

Good, now only if they can bring back "The Jerry Springer Show."

[Hardrock69]

Yeah. We need to see some fucking scum beating the shit out of each other on a talk show again, lol.

[FORD]

Good, now only if they can bring back "The Jerry Springer Show."

Jerry's still on the air, believe it or not. And his big bald security dude Steve Wilkos has his own show now too. I doubt they'll pick up Oprah's affiliates though. I'm sure they're already preparing a clone of her show to fill the void.

[chefcraig]

Good, now only if they can bring back "The Jerry Springer Show."

Or this guy...

[BITEYOASS]

That's what I miss, talk shows that look like a professional wrestling match. Another favorite of mine are those Maury Povich "Paternity Test" episodes.