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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32798

    #76
    I mean we have pretty much replaced gosh darn with fuck.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • sadaist
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Jul 2004
      • 11625

      #77
      Originally posted by Nitro Express
      I mean we have pretty much replaced gosh darn with fuck.

      Smash your thumb with a hammer & just see what naturally flows from your mouth. Pretty sure it won't be darnedly dee fiddly fee.

      Although...my Moms main curse word was CRUM! But to me that's more like when I make a typo I say it to myself.

      I stubbed my toe a week ago and what came out of my mouth would make Satan blush....if he could.
      “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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      • ashstralia
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Feb 2004
        • 6566

        #78
        yeah, i think it's much more fun to be able to express yourself with words that might fly right over the heads of your insultee... many times me and the mates have been out slanging with the bogans [read rednecks] and insulting them hard.... they don't have a clue what we're talking about. VERY entertaining.

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        • Nitro Express
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 32798

          #79
          My dad said shit. Shit and damn. We say fuck now. I think if my mom heard my dad say fuck she probably would have washed his mouth out with soap. I flipped a kid off and my mom saw me do it and I got lashed with the belt for it. Then I got caught with some porn and she didn't do anything to me. I got this talk on how it was demeaning to women and all that.
          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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          • Nitro Express
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 32798

            #80
            Originally posted by sadaist
            MMMMMMMMM....Latin women. WOWZA!

            Either they are smoking hot & will fuck your brains literally out so hard you need to wear earplugs to hold that gray matter in.

            Or they get fat & frumpy and can cook you the best damn food in the world.


            WIN - WIN
            They also aren't as spoiled or high maintenance. Man would I love to grind Shakira or J-Lo.
            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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            • sadaist
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Jul 2004
              • 11625

              #81
              Originally posted by Nitro Express
              Then I got caught with some porn and she didn't do anything to me. .

              Just having your Mom find your porn is punishment enough. 99.99% of us here know that feeling when Mom found our magazine or VHS stash under the bed. So embarrassing.
              “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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              • Satan
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Jan 2004
                • 6664

                #82
                Originally posted by sadaist
                Smash your thumb with a hammer & just see what naturally flows from your mouth. Pretty sure it won't be darnedly dee fiddly fee.

                Although...my Moms main curse word was CRUM! But to me that's more like when I make a typo I say it to myself.

                I stubbed my toe a week ago and what came out of my mouth would make Satan blush....if he could.
                Oh, I still blush on occasion. It's just hard to tell when your face is permanently red already.
                Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                Originally posted by Sockfucker
                I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                • Nitro Express
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 32798

                  #83
                  Originally posted by SunisinuS
                  I am a fan of the original Latin Thing though.

                  The Original Latin Cunt. That should be on a T-Shirt. LOL!
                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                  • hambon4lif
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 2810

                    #84
                    Originally posted by jacksmar
                    Cuntgratulations papsmear!

                    In your weekly attempt to start shit and brew up some racial hatred, you unwittingly caused the demise of one of your own.
                    What are you gonna do for an encore? Stand too close to one of your burning crosses? (at least try it to see what happens).

                    I just wanna say that you're one helluva fuckin' moron, and you're doing one helluva fuckin' job.

                    Keep up the good work, Jack!......you motherfucking racist scumbag.

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                    • Nitro Express
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 32798

                      #85
                      Originally posted by sadaist
                      Just having your Mom find your porn is punishment enough. 99.99% of us here know that feeling when Mom found our magazine or VHS stash under the bed. So embarrassing.
                      My dad owned a construction company and the workmen would leave porn in the shop or the trucks. It was good raunchy porn as well, more than Playboy and even Penthouse. My mom found one of those mags. I thought I was in for it. It wasn't Suzanne Sommer's tit's. It was X rated shit. I actually rented some of it out to friends for money but stopped doing it when they would come back with the pages stuck together or I feared their mom would find it and they would rat me out. But it was an easy $10. I could see why people got into the porn biz.

                      A friend of mine scored a big stash of Penthouses when he found them in a dumpster. He cut out his favorite pictures and posted them all over the sliding doors in his closet. He had a shrine to nastiness in there. Then his mom found it when I was over there. Man she hit the roof. I'm like Brad see you later and bolted out the door.
                      Last edited by Nitro Express; 04-22-2011, 08:30 PM.
                      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                      • Anonymous
                        Banned
                        • May 2004
                        • 12749

                        #86
                        Yeah, I watched this & here are my sincerest impressions about this kinda stuff:

                        RE-FUCKIN'-TARDED!

                        I know you Amerikaners little faggots live in fears of sewage & shit, but if there was such a scene in MY bar, especially being as empty as that shithut was, I'd kick the shit out of everybody involved - this is not a figure of speech; I grew up in a time when shit-stirrers were dealt with the direct way - & if there was some little faggot filming the scene, he'd be kicked out too.

                        And the staff, IF it was worth it, would be severely reprimanded & most likely sacked as soon as their contracts ran out.

                        But this video seems to represent the Western society & all it stands for: violence, irrational behaviour, voyeurism, apathy, indignation & lack of initiative.

                        Did I mention I'm ashamed of being human?

                        Cheers! :bottle:

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32798

                          #87
                          It's the fall of Rome all over again.
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                          • sadaist
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 11625

                            #88
                            When my ex-wife & I were together, her son was turning 10. I sat her down and had a talk with her. Some words of advice.

                            NEVER enter his room without knocking anymore.

                            If you EVER find a dirty magazine, leave it where you found it and never say a word to him.

                            I explained it WAS going to happen no matter what she did to stop it. It's 100% natural for a boy to have interest in sexual things once puberty starts up. Last thing he needs is his mom calling him out on it. Much bigger fish to fry. Drugs, schoolwork, sports, etc........ Leave the kids porn stash alone.

                            And I repeat. NEVER EVER EVER enter his room without knocking first. EVER!

                            Some shit you just can't unsee.
                            “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                            • sadaist
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 11625

                              #89
                              Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
                              but if there was such a scene in MY bar, especially being as empty as that shithut was, I'd kick the shit out of everybody involved - this is not a figure of speech;

                              Cheers! :bottle:
                              Good on ya brother! I think all of us here would do the same. At least the guys I know here would. Hell, even the girls here woulda jumped in to try & save the day. You think Kristy woulda just sat back and filmed that shit?

                              hmmm...Kristy in a scrap. Now that's a good image. I hope she's wearing her leather.
                              “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                              • ashstralia
                                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                • Feb 2004
                                • 6566

                                #90
                                Originally posted by sadaist
                                hmmm...Kristy in a scrap. Now that's a good image. I hope she's wearing her leather.
                                that's SEXIST!!!

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