Kate Middleton - The Limey Barbie

**sadaist** · 04-26-2011, 12:11 AM

Originally posted by Kristy

She is beautiful for a rich girl. I would really love to put her down but can find no reason to. So she is marrying into a family figurehead dynasty. So she is well educated, sophisticated and has an almost alchemical mystique. But enough glib praises, I'd rather tie her up in a cheesy Motel 6, order up a versh of 'Two Lane Blacktop' and engage in a 55 Chevy across the south of America against a GTO post orgasm bliss with her limey ass. Of course, there be some rhapsodies all interspersed with some great performance YouTube footage.

Stay tuned.

She is extremely gorgeous and cute at the same time which is a rare quality. I have always preferred, dated, and even married brunette. Only way to go for me. Best looking women in the world to me are always brunettes.

I don't really give 2 shits about the royal wedding and all the hub-bub. However I will say this, it is very trippy to me to see William having his HUGE wedding when it seems as if only yesterday I saw him as a young boy at his mothers funeral. Can't believe he is all grown up now. Hell, I even remember being little and seeing Charles-Diana wedding was on TV.

**Hardrock69** · 04-26-2011, 12:12 AM

Originally posted by bueno bob

Ehhh...she's OK. If we're doing any road movie, though, can we make it this one?

Yeah. I agree. Why the fuck don't we elect HIM to be king?

**Anonymous** · 04-26-2011, 01:59 AM

Wait, did Kristy just say she's willing to tie up the tart in the original post, do her wildly AND have it on film?

And then again for the one with the glasses???

Kristy, will you marry me?

Cheers! :bottle:

**Anonymous** · 04-26-2011, 02:01 AM

Originally posted by Hardrock69

Yeah. I agree. Why the fuck don't we elect HIM to be king?

I second that. Let's make him King of the World.

He's the gratest Scotchlander that ever lived, you know? Comes in history books & all.

Cheers! :bottle:

**Seshmeister** · 04-26-2011, 04:47 AM

Originally posted by ashstralia

yeah... bit harsh, sesh? from what i've seen and heard, she's a gorgeous little cutie.

You're not the one paying for her and whatever comes out of her for the rest of your life.

**fryingdutchman** · 04-26-2011, 05:22 AM

Is it just me or has Kristy become even more salty recently?

Whuddup wit dat?

**binnie** · 04-26-2011, 07:05 AM

Originally posted by Seshmeister

You're not the one paying for her and whatever comes out of her for the rest of your life.

I reckon that the amount of tourism the Royals generate mean that they're a good investment for us. It's hard to be a fan for any of the senior royals - aside from the Queen, whose unflagging sense of duty and service is, quite frankly, remarkable. As of yet, however, William hasn't really done anything to earn the 'waste of space' tag. As for Kate, it's a bit harsh to judge anyone - let alone someone who is about to enter a world in which life becomes very public and pressured - before they've even hit 30.

I'm no royalist, and I'm certainly pretty indifferent to the wedding, but I wish them all the best.

**Seshmeister** · 04-26-2011, 07:51 AM

Fuck the tourist argument, literally millions of people visit the Palace of Versaille every year.

Legoland Windsor has far more visitors than Windsor Castle, we should be spending money on a parade of lego animals on Friday.

William hates the media for killing his dense mother and probably just wants to live the simple life of any other member of the ultra rich chinless wonder. The kindest thing to do with the Royal family would be to line them up against a wall and shoot the lot of them.

**twonabomber** · 04-26-2011, 08:04 AM

i'd hit it.

**Hardrock69** · 04-26-2011, 08:42 AM

OOOOOOooOOoOoOOOooooo..........

I'd hit it!

**Kristy** · 04-26-2011, 09:16 AM

Originally posted by fryingdutchman

Is it just me or has Kristy become even more salty recently?

Whuddup wit dat?

I dunno but hope that it is only temporary.

**Jagermeister** · 04-26-2011, 09:17 AM

Originally posted by Kristy

I dunno but hope that it is only temporary.

Could be something in your diet. Have you recently changed your eating habits?

**VanHalener** · 04-26-2011, 09:20 AM

Who gives a SHIT about all this dumbass "Royal" hoopla.

Big fucking deal, just show me her tits and fak orf!

(Or any footage of Kristy with her)
(or any footage of Kristy with another girl)

**Hardrock69** · 04-26-2011, 09:54 AM

You KNOW that paparazzi would kill to get a shot of her snatch....

**twonabomber** · 04-26-2011, 10:18 AM

Originally posted by Hardrock69

paparazzi would kill

i think they're trying to avoid that this time around.

Kate Middleton - The Limey Barbie

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