The "Only In Florida" Police Blotter - Living Proof That Hell Is Other People

[Nickdfresh]

Your football fans ain't the brightest either:

[chefcraig]

Your football fans ain't the brightest either:

Perhaps, yet you have to admit it was one hell of an entertaining game.

[Blaze]

Florida man who died in cockroach-eating contest choked to death, autopsy says





By NBC News staff
A man who collapsed after winning a cockroach-eating contest last month at a Florida pet store choked to death, according to a Broward County Medical Examiner report released Monday.
Edward Archbold, 32, of West Palm Beach, and several other contestants signed up to eat a variety of insects at Ben Siegel Reptiles in Deerfield Beach on Oct. 6. After eating dozens of giant cockroaches, Archbold was declared the winner of an ivory-ball python.

Earlier in the night, he had also entered a superworm-eating contest.

But after winning, Archbold felt sick and started vomiting. He then collapsed in the store and was later pronounced dead. The medical examiner’s office conducted tests to determine the cause of death, which was revealed more than a month later.

According to the report, the death was deemed an accident as a result of "arthropod body parts" blocking Archbold's airways. The autopsy tested negative for toxic substances.

[VAiN]

Uhh... just full of fucking chomped up bugs. Fucking gross. And I was there to boot.

[Blaze]

Uhh... just full of fucking chomped up bugs. Fucking gross. And I was there to boot.

Did you place and were the bugs better with mustard? o.0

[VAiN]

Did you place and were the bugs better with mustard? o.0

Oh hell no!! I saw that shit and left. I enjoyed chicken wings that night.

[WARF]

Florida man breaks into house smashes everything than poops and masturbates.

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Good God Y'all

[WARF]

Gregory Matthew Bruni



WTF!?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

OCALA, Fla. — Police in north Florida cited country music singer David Allen Coe for running a red light before being struck by a tractor-trailer near downtown Ocala.

[private parts]

You Can't Make this Stuff up

We live in a strange world

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/strap-on-dildo-heist-9182345

[Sensible Shoes]

No. You can't.

[FORD]

Why would anybody keep dildos in a storage unit? They don't take up that much space.

[DLR Bridge]

The article title starts off sounding like a tale of reconciliation.

[chefcraig]

Why would anybody keep dildos in a storage unit? They don't take up that much space.

This would have been interesting if it had shown up on that Storage Wars show on A&E.

[FORD]

This is obviously just speculation, but I'm guessing the woman in question, who would presumably be the "butch" in the relationship, judging by her picture, might have recently begun a new relationship and may not be sure yet how the new girlfriend feels about "meat substitutes", so she wanted to hide them until she gets an answer to that question. Some Lesbians don't even like fake dick, and might freak out if they saw an arsenal of strapons hanging from the walls in their new girlfriend's bedroom.

So then, the new girl says she's OK with the plastic penis... butch goes to retrieve her tools of pleasure, and finds out the ex has run off with them. Guess they should have split custody when they broke up?