Ashton Kutcher lands on 'Two and a Half Men'

[indeedido]

So will it be a Dukes of Hazzard scenario? Will Ashton be their cousin while Charlie leaves to go race on the nascar circuit? That way they can stay in the same house on the beach?

[Nitro Express]

Winning!

[Seshmeister]

Possibly the most smug actor in Hollywood.

[VAiN]

Possibly the most smug actor in Hollywood.

Exactly... and why? Because he married some chick who is 20 or 30 years older than he is - only to hang out with her creepy ex-husband at every social event??

[Blaze]

hahahahahah - Vain is green eyed

[Blaze]

Ashton knows that and Bruce for that matter, knows that having a female makes for a good nights sleep.

[lesfunk]

I wonder if Willis asked Ashton what his dick tastes like?

[Blaze]

They may not partake in gay sex. Good God, why would there be a need?
I do not think Bruce or Ashton are broken.
That is one big love I would chichi.

[ashstralia]

i'd have thought 'tripod' tiger woods a much better choice... now that his golf career looks in doubt, he could swan about in green jackets cracking(?) one liners(?) about his *ahem* various off course pursuits. ladies and gentlemen, the intercourse champion!!!! w00t

[sadaist]

Ashton is actually pretty funny, I loved him on That 70s Show. He has good timing with his lines, and soooo friggin easy on the eyes.

The problem is he will always be Kelso. In every role in every part. Much like Keanu Reeves. Zero range. But if the part is written with that in mind, it might be okay. I think this will flop though. It will get enormous ratings the first show, and possibly a couple right after that. But I don't see the ratings staying high much after that.

But who knows. If it is a rebirth for the show, it could go another 5 seasons. All depends on what they do with the plot and if it is believable & funny.

I'm just glad they are keeping it going for the sake of John Crier and the kid who finally started making good money this season. Those 2 guys are great and deserve to keep working and not have Charlie fuck it all up.

[Diamondjimi]

Possibly the most smug actor in Hollywood.

Wrong....

[ashstralia]

agree jimi. that bloke is an A grade fuckwit. and not really talented at all, imho.

[VanHalener]

...having a female makes for a good nights sleep.

Unless you're up all night hittin' it like it's a marathon.

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[Nitro Express]

Demi Moore lives in Hailey, Idaho which is just a few miles down the road from where I grew up. She's nice enough to buy the fireworks every 4th of July. My uncle is a structural engineer and did the engineering on her house when she was still married to Bruce Willis. They wanted a log home but were afraid of fire danger so they had a house made of molded concrete to look like logs. It cost an absolute fortune but my uncle said the job was so well done you can't tell it's concrete. They brought in experts from California who build movie sets and amusement rides to do the work. I wonder if she still lives in that house.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

go for a drive, check it out....