Atheists offer to rescue Christians’ pets after judgment day

[Nitro Express]

Not in the name of atheism.

Both religion and communist dictatorships are ran by control freaks so neither one wants competition. The religions pretend to have a mutual exclusive franchise with God and the Communists make a fake utopia ideal a god goal. It all is pretty much the same damn thing just a different marketing plan.

I would say most atheist are actually agnostics because you can't prove there is no god either. So you actually have to have faith to be an atheist. An agnostic just is basically a person who admits. Fuck it hell I don't know where we came from and where are we going. I'm just going to live my life.

[Unchainme]

There had better be beer in heaven.

That's all I'm asking for.

[FORD]

If there wasn't, would it really be Heaven?

On the other hand, I'm sure that the only thing on tap in Hell is warm light beer.

[Unchainme]

If there wasn't, I sure wouldn't want to go there.

On the other hand, I'm sure that the only thing on tap in Hell is warm light beer.

it'd be this crap too:

[FORD]

If Jesus can change water into wine, I'm sure He can change it into a decent microbrew just as easily.

[Unchainme]

If Jesus can change water into wine, I'm sure He can change it into a decent microbrew just as easily.

Is this leinenkugal stuff I keep saying advertised any good?

Have been really tempted to try it, but I just usually stick to old stand bys.

[FORD]

Never tried it. I'm guessing it's a regional brand, and I've never seen it on the West Coast. How that distribution works in Heaven, I have no idea.

[Unchainme]

Never tried it. I'm guessing it's a regional brand, and I've never seen it on the West Coast. How that distribution works in Heaven, I have no idea.

it's either buffalo (paging nickd) or milwaukee based. Type is called a summer shandy

[lesfunk]

I was always looking forward to the end of the World. I want to have something cool to tell my grandchildren about.

[fifth element]

or behaving better towards their fellow man....
possessions seem to take care of themselves in the end...

The communists were atheists and killed tens of millions of people and spread plenty of pain and suffering themselves.

huh?

or rather...what does what I posted have to do with what you did?

especially since the act of killing tens of millions of people would be a BIT counter to the idea of treating well your fellow man...

[Unchainme]

I'm trying to remember back to my christian education up for k thru 8th about the end time

from what I recall..There should be mumblings to a one world gov't by now, and one Anti-Christ that's close to taking power.

Obama is not the Anti-Christ, he's not as charismatic to much of the masses out there, and clearly hasn't made any terrible "mark of the beast" like moves, nor does he have said mark. Barack Hussein Obama is also 5, 7, 6 words respectfully. Not even remotely close to the schizo "6-6-6" thing.

I personally always envisioned the anti-christ as being somewhat related to the church in one manner, or seeming very "miraculous" and "religious", thus able to fool a lot of people. Think David Karesh..but..actually able to pull off what he had in mind, and to the public, seemingly less bat shit insane.

also, per some quick research, Jerusalem would be one-big-giant apocalyptic warfare zone. Now, it's not exactly a place I'd go on vacation to, but, it's not like it's a scene out of Mad-Max. Now. This could change, Iran or Al Qaeda could go batshit and find a way to Nuke them as part of some Holy War, but for the time being, it's not looking likely.

I read somewhere as well that apparently this all kicked off in 1988, and something else significant happened in 1991. Um, in 1988, nothing really significant happened outside of the election of George Bush, and apparently some big drought. (also OU812 was released..and skycraper..but crappy music is not factoring into the equation). '91? Desert Storm, meh. I mean, it's significant in terms of it being the US's first major operation in the middle east, but it really isn't going to be mentioned in the annals of history next to WWII for example. Soviet Union collapses and the cold war is over, that maybe something, but it's kind of reaching there.

From what I can recall, this supposed time period is supposed to be pretty bad, and...it really hasn't. In the western world especially. There's been wars, but they've been minor in terms of what's happened during the course of human civilization. There's no real significant wars going on outside of pretty much the civilized world going up against a hillbillies in the middle-east over oil and religion, but the countries that actually matter have been pretty chill during this all.

Sesh is probably laughing his ass off at this all, and I can't say I blame him in a way.

[Nitro Express]

There had better be beer in heaven.

That's all I'm asking for.

What? No sex? I kind of lean towards the muslim/mormon heaven thing. They don't need to be virgins. Experience is nice.

[Nitro Express]

it's not exactly a place I'd go on vacation

You might want to reconsider.

[Seshmeister]

[FORD]