Atheists offer to rescue Christians’ pets after judgment day

[PETE'S BROTHER]

[Anonymous]

Because of that, I did a quick research for October 1992 & lookit what I found:

October 31 – Pope John Paul II issues an apology, and lifts the edict of the Inquisition against Galileo Galilei.

Whew. That must've been a relief for the guy, eh?

Cheers! :bottle:

[fifth element]

I'm w/ Pete's bro....

[binnie]

The idea of eternal life frightens me a little.

[Unchainme]

Even the phelps church is kinda saying this is bunk

also, fwiw, there's supposed to be a big earthquake at 6 per this guys analysis.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

it's either buffalo (paging nickd) or milwaukee based. Type is called a summer shandy

delicious, from chippewa falls, wi

[PETE'S BROTHER]

they reintroed their norwoods lager this year, calling it "limited" i think, can't get it in az

[Blaze]

The idea of eternal life frightens me a little.

Why?


I could dig it, though I would prefer,maybe, just having an energy field as a body if it were eternity. However, there would be something I might miss if I lost a carnal body. But I am sure the kinetics of an astral being would be make up for the

[Romeo Delight]

If Jesus can change water into wine, I'm sure He can change it into a decent microbrew just as easily.

Ford...I drove by this place after drinking the beer the night before...

http://www.dicksbeer.com/

I swear they share the building with a hide tanning place or some metal shop, rofl.

It was not bad though

[FORD]

Dicks Brewing Company makes some quality stuff. I've reviewed some of them in the Beercyclopedia.

The Imperial Stout is excellent, and the IPA is damn good too

[Hardrock69]

Ok so it is after 6 PM and as far as I know, these Christian jackoffs are still here.

Too bad. I was hoping God would do the rest of us a favor and take these fucking idiots away so we would no longer have to listen to their hallucinatory bullshit!

[FORD]

Well, the "Reverend" Camping is based in California, so he probably meant 6:00 PM Pacific time. So we'll know in another 45 minutes or so.

Really hope it doesn't happen though. Who wants to rise up to Heaven in the rain?

Ironically, we had much more "Rapture friendly" weather the last 4 or 5 days.

[Jesus Christ]

Good evening, My children....

As ye may know, the Son of Man usually does not post on the Sabbath, but in this instance, Dad and I thought I should make an exception.

Once again, My words in Matthew 24, that no man shall know the day or the hour of My return have been proven true.

And My message to Harold Camping, and others who have gained financially from this fraud......... :tongue0011:


Oh, and by the way, that whole "camel/eye of the needle thing" still applies too. So I expect to see that $700 million you raked in on this fiasco given to the poor immediately, lest thy next accomodation be at Lucifer's Lake of Fire beach resort.

Enjoy the rest of thy weekend, kids. JC out.........

[jhale667]

JC, not to presume to tell you what to do, but I think you should consider sending the Macho Man back to apprehend Harold Camping. Smite him just a tad?

[Hardrock69]

Now THAT is a good suggestion.

FUCK HAROLD CAMPING!

Fucking idiot retard blasphemy motherfucker!!!!

Sorry JC. Pet peeve......con men who take advantage of gullible people. I know you lose your temper once in awhile....like that day at the Temple with the money changers and all....