The Fat Fool Is Reduced To Opening For Kid Rock.....

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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32942
    #31
    The reason Sam is giving free concerts is he's hoping he will have an audience then because nobody wants to pay to see him. The next thing Sam will be offering money, whores, and free booze if you show up to a show of his.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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      • VanHalener
        ROCKSTAR

        • Nov 2006
        • 5451
        #32
        1. He couldn't pay me enough

        2. I don't have sex with sheep

        3. I'd have a drink with Spammy only if immediately afterwards I get to jam a trident into his chest for fucking up Van Halen.

        The fat bastard!
        Last edited by VanHalener; 06-03-2011, 08:55 PM.
        ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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          • Hardrock69
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2005
            • 21897
            #33
            Originally posted by sonrisa salvaje
            I think your right. It seems like he fancies himself as the second coming of Jimmy Buffett. The only difference is that instead of Parrotheads coming to his show, he has Dickheads coming to his.

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              • Diamondjimi
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • May 2004
                • 12086
                #34
                Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                Agreed.

                The suck is forecast to be so severe, a cease and desist order has been issued by the Dyson vacuum co.

                Suckapallooza!


                I guarantee the suck will be so enormous, a Black Hole will form at the club.....
                Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                  • Nitro Express
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 32942
                    #35


                    Sammy sucks more shit than a Beverly Hills colonic clinic.
                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                      • ThrillsNSpills
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 6627
                        #36
                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ymvxINHx9E&feature=related

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                          • binnie
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • May 2006
                            • 19145
                            #37
                            To be honest, with all of Sam's money I'm surprised he can even be bothered to tour these days.
                            The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                              • FORD
                                ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                                • Jan 2004
                                • 59624
                                #38
                                Hey, that tequila's not gonna market itself..... :bottle:

                                Eat Us And Smile

                                Cenk For America 2024!!

                                Justice Democrats


                                "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                                  • Anonymous
                                    Banned
                                    • May 2004
                                    • 12749
                                    #39
                                    Good point, Ford.

                                    He's not really touring, he's just havin' a bit of fun whilst advertising & selling his products.

                                    I tell ya, if he hadn't been such a shit head & so full of himself, givin' everyone shit about how Dave sucked without even having met the guy, he'd actually be someone you could admire.

                                    Sure, he may have been talkin' shit about Dave just to get on Eddie V.'s good side,but that doesn't change the fact that something like that makes him a shitty human being. If ya wanna blow Eddie, do it in private, motherfucker.

                                    I think I may have a problem with shit. Just look at how much shit I wrote in this post.

                                    Oh, wait. It's about Spambulent.

                                    Cheers! :bottle:

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