I'm finally going to do it.

[Sensible Shoes]

I've been threatening to get a VH tattoo for years. yes, yes, I said I'd never get a tattoo and yell at girls who get them all the time, but after years of thought I decided that my devotion to DLR & Co. will never fade. I also met a tattoo artist who would be thrilled to design a tiny "flying VH". Believe it or not, this guy tattooed my puppies. Yep, no kidding. I figure if he can put permanent marks on tiny little baby dogs without them screaming, he wouldn't hurt me too much either.

Now comes the BIG decision - where to put it! I'm not crazy about the world seeing it, but then, what the hell am I getting it for. So I decided to put a poll together and let y'all have a little fun with it. Oh yes, what a target I'm making myself for your amusement! Let the sniping begin.

[Seshmeister]

It must be a mid life crisis thing but I had the same conversation with the SM tonight although she was wanting something else as a first tattoo.

I'll give you the same advice I gave her. At this point in life you need to find somewhere that isn't going to wrinkle soon if such a place exists.

[Sensible Shoes]

I had my midlife crisis years ago. When I first came to DDLR in fact.

Yes, the wrinkle factor is huge. But after working with old folks for almost a year now, I can tell you that any skin which never sees the sun is damned near perfect as long as the person isn't a diabetic or has lost a lot of weight after being obese. It's really amazing when you actually see what the sun does to skin.

[Seshmeister]

The sun is not a problem here recently.

I have to admit I'm a bit old fashioned and prissy about tattoos on girls. I dated a girl for a while once who had a few on her breast and ass and it did kind of make me put her in a certain category if I'm honest of not one for grannies 80th birthday party.

I realise that's not what we're talking about here of course.

Feet and ankles seem to be the fashion these days for girls are they not?

[Seshmeister]

I'd avoid any thigh/butt areas in case it looks like v for 'vagina this way' to the uninitiated.

[Nitro Express]

I was in a store and this one chick had Mother Mary tattooed above her ass. It got me to thinking about fucking her doggy style and feeling guilty that Jesus's mom is staring at you and then those tramp stamps always make you want to pull out and blast them with your cum. More guilt if you do that to Mother Mary.

I don't know if corporate America has changed since I left it ten years ago but American Express hired a new guy and some corporate brass came through and saw his tats and wanted him fired. The manager convinced the brass the guy would be hard to replace and was a good employee so he had to wear long sleeved shirts to cover them.

If you work in the white collared world you might want to put that tat where it isn't seen unless your shirt is off.

[Sensible Shoes]

I'd avoid any thigh/butt areas in case it looks like v for 'vagina this way' to the uninitiated.

LMAO! But if anybody saw it, these days it's likely I'd be thankful for the roadsign.

[Sensible Shoes]

I was in a store and this one chick had Mother Mary tattooed above her ass. It got me to thinking about fucking her doggy style and feeling guilty that Jesus's mom is staring at you and then those tramp stamps always make you want to pull out and blast them with your cum. More guilt if you do that to Mother Mary.

That girl has some real issues. God does not mean for good girls to have tattoos. She's going straight to hell.

[Seshmeister]

At least pictures of Mary rarely depict her as the 14 year old she would have been but that's a whole new thread.

[Sensible Shoes]

At the risk of turning this into a religion thread for Sesh, I wonder if Mary would have had tattoos?

[Nitro Express]

At least pictures of Mary rarely depict her as the 14 year old she would have been but that's a whole new thread.

It was good tat work. Nice crisp lines and nice shading. It was your typical latin catholic Mary picture gracefully guarding the holly of hollies below. The girl did have a nice ass in some short Daisy Dukes. That's what got me staring in the first place and then she bent over to get some pickle relish on the bottom shelf. Owwwww!

[Sensible Shoes]

Is that like "Houses of the Holly"?

(Not the spelling police really, you just set me up so good!)

[Seshmeister]

It was good tat work. Nice crisp lines and nice shading. It was your typical latin catholic Mary picture gracefully guarding the holly of hollies below. The girl did have a nice ass in some short Daisy Dukes. That's what got me staring in the first place and then she bent over to get some pickle relish on the bottom shelf. Owwwww!

Sounds like that dumb kid thing of getting a tattoo which they think their parents won't hate so much just so they can get one.

Like the 'I love my mum' type ones.

[Sensible Shoes]

I don't know if corporate America has changed since I left it ten years ago but American Express hired a new guy and some corporate brass came through and saw his tats and wanted him fired. The manager convinced the brass the guy would be hard to replace and was a good employee so he had to wear long sleeved shirts to cover them.

If you work in the white collared world you might want to put that tat where it isn't seen unless your shirt is off.

Corporate America is even MORE like that. The service I work for now has a "no visible tattoos" policy, and makes you cover them with bandaids if they're on an ankle or something. However, I know girls who would look like mummies if they followed that policy and I don't think the company can do a damned thing to them as they were hired before the policy was set. They'd have a hell of a lawsuit, since ink is VERY hard to remove.

We have a prominent member here who tried to get his VH tats removed for the work world, found it more painful than GETTING the tat in the first place, and ended up opting for the long sleeve solution.

[lesfunk]

"slippery when wet" on the inner thigh, or a "do not enter" street sign on yer butt.