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Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee RothComment
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You are our for a run in the park. It's quite a nice day and you are jogging along listening to some tunes on your iPlayer, maybe singing along and then it happens.
You trip over something on the ground and as you pitch forward you can't help yourself from opening your mouth in exclamation. You put your hands out to break your fall but by an incredible bit of bad luck your face lands right in the middle of a big dog shit and it hits the back of your throat. Some of it chokes you a little and you gasp for air inhaling more into your lungs. You jump up tears coming to your eyes spitting furiously. Looking down you see it's a fresh shit but it's been there long enough in the hot sun for flies to lay eggs in it and there are some white maggots crawling on the top of the stinking filth. You realise that a couple are wriggling in the remains of the detritus in your mouth.
It's then that you realise that it's almost exactly like hearing Van Hagar on the radio.
What an image!Comment
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ROTH ARMY MILITIA
Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.Comment
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god awful threadAnother one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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No kidding. Once I was on a camping trip with some close friends. Late in the evening after some concentrated drinking, I felt a change, nothing seemed the same as my bladder felt nature's call. While bent over and prone out in the bushes seeking relief...
"Some kind of alien, looked for an opening...love comes walking in."
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen HawkingComment
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Originally posted by wiseguyThat shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.Comment
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Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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No kidding. Once I was on a camping trip with some close friends. Late in the evening after some concentrated drinking, I felt a change, nothing seemed the same as my bladder felt nature's call. While bent over and prone out in the bushes seeking relief...
"Some kind of alien, looked for an opening...love comes walking in."
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Oh man... I can't help but feel someone cracked the seventh seal... take me down to the virgin spring, wash away my suffering.Originally posted by wiseguyThat shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.Comment
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Sunday morning 9 a.m.
I saw fire in the sky
I felt my heart pound in my chest
I heard an eagle cry
Now I'm alive I can breathe the air
Feel the wind, smell the earth in the air
I watch an eagle rise above the trees
Project myself into what he sees
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pheeuuuuuuuComment
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Someone ban me before I have to read one more faking Bette Middler lyric here!
Spammy Hagar gives back alley blowjobs before every failed attempt at putting on an entertaining show for the Mexican public.
Go ahead, check his arrest record down there.~Only you can prevent low volume~Comment
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