I'm in mourning

[Sensible Shoes]

Can someone return my brain? I've dropped dozens of IQ points after this.

[FORD]

Can someone return my brain? I've dropped dozens of IQ points after this.

Hey, you started this shit!

[Dr. Love]

Now I know none of this was planned ... it all just kind of happened. I got more than I wanted, but how is still a mystery.

[sadaist]

Shoes radio gets hijacked, Pojo turns forty and a spammy sing-a-long at the Army.
It's happening, 2012 is upon us.

[Hardrock69]

The above rubbish is why I never listen to the radio, save for the few seconds it takes me to wake up long enough to shut my alarm off in the morning. Some mornings I hate to turn it off, as it is playing CVH. Other mornings I can't wait to turn it off, as it is playing some kind of putrified mung that only a retarded marmoset would enjoy while eating it's own shit.

I listen exclusively to CDs and DVDs.

[VAiN]

Now I know none of this was planned ... it all just kind of happened. I got more than I wanted, but how is still a mystery.

I've been out there.. tried a bit of everything. It's all sex without love...

[Seshmeister]

I must say, as a die-hard Eddie Van Halen fan, the 5150 show I attended was kick ass.

This is better.

[VanHalener]

I've been out there.. tried a bit of everything. It's all sex without love...

Sex with men and mules
That's Spammy's modus operandi

[Sensible Shoes]

I did NOT start the Spammy singalong. I was complaining about Van Hagar, remember?

[FORD]

Unfortunately, I think there's a couple of folks here who really DO like washing down their cheese with overpriced tequila, if you know what I mean.

[Dr. Love]

Says the people that clearly recognized all the Van Hagar lyrics.

[Unchainme]

Fuck it

While I'm ducking the trash thrown at me. It's actually extremely eerie how similar Bolton's attempt at making Hard Rock sounds eeriely like FUCK-Era Van Hagar. Now I'm wondering if Bolton and Hagar are the same guy.

[FORD]

I always thought that song sounded more like mid-80's KISS than Van Hagar. I could actually picture Stanley Eisen singing it while checking out the dick of the guy next to him in the men's room.

Apparently Bruce Kulick played guitar on it, which would explain the KISS factor.

[sadaist]

I always thought that song sounded more like mid-80's KISS

WOW. Fucking no doubt man. Total KISS sound.

[VanHalener]

I did NOT start the Spammy singalong. I was complaining about Van Hagar, remember?

The bastards at your radio station deserve one more chance.
Have a little mean ass guitar in the mean time and I'll send the faks an email/fair warning.