Spammy Diet Tip: Listen To New Single Here, Then Vomit

[Hardrock69]

Glad you guys had to waste some minutes of your life you can never get back. I think I listened to a couple of chickenass songs off the first album just to hear how Chad, bassplayer and Satch sounded together. The experience was ruined by some idiot who kept screeching over the instrumentals I was listening to.

I will not listen to this. I have no use for any music that has been soiled by the BurgerKlown. Fuck that worthless piece of cheesewhiz...

[Little Texan]

I've let farts that sounded better than that new abortion of a single by Chickenshit! Just more boring, mediocre drivel from the king of mediocrity. I had to laugh when it said something on the video about Chickenshit's debut album shaking the world of heavy rock in 2009. I don't remember hearing much about Chickenshit 2 years back, only the shitty song or two that was played on the radio for a couple of months, then never heard again afterward. If this new single is indicative of what the rest of the album is like, then I'd say that Van Halen could put out the worst album they've ever done and still soar over that "high" bar his mediocre band has supposedly set with this new album.

[Coyote]

Talk about barf-inducing: The new Chickenfool single...

Was that supposed to rock? Where's the chorus?

[Etienne]

Was that supposed to rock? Where's the chorus?

The answers are here:

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?61311-How-To-Write-Rock-Songs

[Little Texan]

EXACTLY!

I heard 2 songs on youtube. Not bad songs by any stretch. But nothing that stood out. Not one part was hum-along sounding. Not 1 part would stick in your head the next day. Not 1 part would make you click 'replay'. It was just very boring, going through the motions, 1-2-3-note type formulaic rock music. No passion, no love, no drive, no energy, no oomphf!

It was very bland. Just like a piece of boiled white meat chicken. Tastes like everything else with no flavor. its the fucking sauce & marinades & how you cook it that make it any good.

They got no sauce. Boring.

This is a very accurate description of everything I've heard from Chickenpoot so far, and you'd think with the kind of musicians they have in that band, at least the musical side of the equation would sound good and rock hard, but it is just as you say...bland, boring, run of the mill, music by numbers drivel. Add Hagar's screechy, increasingly irritating voice and godawful, first grade level lyrics and you have what amounts to a big turd of an album.

[ThrillsNSpills]

It's like putting roadkill between two pieces of bread .

There was one ok riff on the first album but they just repeated it over and over and over, and if that wasn't enough the singer was screechin arriba riba riba . It's almost like they're deliberately disrespecting rock .

[chefcraig]

It's like putting roadkill between two pieces of bread .

I see I'm not the only one to have eaten at my ex-mother in law's house. Believe me, the skills were passed on to the daughter.

[DlocRoth]

It sounds like Mas Tequila with a slightly better backing band.

Pass. As usual.

[ThrillsNSpills]

arriba riba riba



target CF demographic

[ThrillsNSpills]

damn disappearing picture

[Little Texan]

Target CF Demographic:



Not the picture I wanted to use, but the cocksuckers wouldn't let me link to the picture of the guy without ears.

[lesfunk]

That chickenfoot single is like shoving a live marmot up your ass.

[Unchainme]

Don't toss trash at me for this..but there's only been one time Hagar's done anything really "legit" in terms of being a Rock N' Roll star....

...When he was involved with Montrose...

It begins and ends there, anything after that's drenched in cheese. And even then, a song like "Bad Motor Scooter" is fucking lame.

So congrats Sam, your career peaked for only 2 brief years in the mid to early 70's.

[toplr]

whatever Van Halen are cooking in the studio it better be good, cause Chickenfoot just raised the bar with this guitar based hard rock masterpiece:

Mikey's background vocals sound so hot.

Chickenfoot are at the top of their game with this sonic gem.

You can complain, You can whine, and most sincerely, You can squirm...

But one fact remains....

If Van Halens record is mediocre....

It's gonna tank when compared next to this radio friendly classic!

I do hope Chickenfoot's Big Foot doesn't end up stomping on a fresh turd from Van Halen.

So its up to Van Halen, the game is on thanks to Chickenfoot!

I know who you want to win, but can Van Halen really do it? I do hope so.

[VAiN]

whatever Van Halen are cooking in the studio it better be good, cause Chickenfoot just raised the bar with this guitar based hard rock masterpiece:

Mikey's background vocals sound so hot.

Chickenfoot are at the top of their game with this sonic gem.

You can complain, You can whine, and most sincerely, You can squirm...

But one fact remains....

If Van Halens record is mediocre....

It's gonna tank when compared next to this radio friendly classic!

I do hope Chickenfoot's Big Foot doesn't end up stomping on a fresh turd from Van Halen.

So its up to Van Halen, the game is on thanks to Chickenfoot!

Kindly fuck off.