Spammy Diet Tip: Listen To New Single Here, Then Vomit

[Matt White]

"Chickenfoot are at the top of their game with this sonic gem."

Really....put down the crack pipe...............

another mid-tempo dose of "Soccer-Mom rock" thanks to Chickenshit............



Farking Sheepeople.......

[Seshmeister]

I'm sure the second album will be better than the first which was surprisingly poor, it has to be.

Single sounds 'by numbers' again though. Hagar coming up with mediocre melodies is no shock but you would think the band would do more.

Nothing you haven't heard 1000 times before.

[toplr]

Kindly fuck off.

Really....put down the crack pipe...............

Hey no offense meant people, although I realise anything from Sammy has 'Offensive' written all over it on this site.

Im just saying that you guys better get ready for a war.

It's gonna be fought on the radio, on the internet, in ticket sales, merchandise, media and the number of discs sold.

I really want Van Halen to produce an earth shattering sonic overload that settles this once and all.

Sammy Hagar has pissed all over David Lee Roth for over 20 years.

It's time to stop the rot!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

[chefcraig]

Im just saying that you guys better get ready for a war.

Just what the world needs: Advice from the French about warfare.

"Bonjourrr, yah cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys!"

[VanHalener]

Sammy Hagar is proof that you should not let the mentally retarded consume alcohol or have a microphone.

[Etienne]

Hey no offense meant people, although I realise anything from Sammy has 'Offensive' written all over it on this site.

Im just saying that you guys better get ready for a war.

It's gonna be fought on the radio, on the internet, in ticket sales, merchandise, media and the number of discs sold.

I really want Van Halen to produce an earth shattering sonic overload that settles this once and all.

Sammy Hagar has pissed all over David Lee Roth for over 20 years.

It's time to stop the rot!

Are you dreaming?

[VAiN]

Oh, and props to whoever renamed this thread - fucking brilliant!

[jhale667]

"War" requires TWO armies...and Chickenshit fires blanks.

Hey no offense meant people, although I realise anything from Sammy has 'Offensive' written all over it on this site.

Im just saying that you guys better get ready for a war.

It's gonna be fought on the radio, on the internet, in ticket sales, merchandise, media and the number of discs sold.

I really want Van Halen to produce an earth shattering sonic overload that settles this once and all.

Sammy Hagar has pissed all over David Lee Roth for over 20 years.

It's time to stop the rot!

The "war" is over w/o a shot being fired, because NO ONE CARES about Chickenfoot. Deal with that fact and then:

Please go die in a fire. Sammy has been wishing he could even BEGIN to carry DLR's jock for 20 years, TELL THE TRUTH, you lying sack of sheep shit! The 'rot' set in when VH hired his joke-ass as a "replacement".



In truth, reasonable minds feel BAD for MA, Satch and Chad for having to play with that jackass. It's a complete waste of their talent.

[Unchainme]

LOL what battle is this sheep talking about?

Chickenshit is playing half-empty pavilions, no one's giving a shit about the record except the sheep. I've heard LITTLE TO NO AIRPLAY of any of this shit.

Van HALEN? Played to SOLD OUT ARENAS and is HEADLINING A TOUR IN AUSTRALIA. Headling...with a whole bunch of other bands.

The battle was won the day Dave reunited with the Van Halens. Pretty much was a nuclear bomb dropped on Sammy's little fantasy of his era being more relevant.

fuck him and fuck you sheep, get your ass in the pen!