The differences between men friends and women friends

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  • Dr. Love
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7833
    #1

    The differences between men friends and women friends

    Friendship between women:

    A woman didn't come home one night.

    The next day she told her husband she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends and none of them knew about it.

    Friendship between men:

    A man didn't come home one night.

    The next day he told his wife he had slept over at a friend's house. The women called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed he had stayed the night and 2 of them swore he was still there at that very moment.

    I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

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    • Blaze
      Full Member Status

      • Jan 2009
      • 4371
      #2
      And??
      "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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        • Sensible Shoes
          Full Member Status

          • Oct 2009
          • 4648
          #3
          Women tell the truth and men lie like dogs. Ho hum.

          Oh dear.

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            • Blaze
              Full Member Status

              • Jan 2009
              • 4371
              #4
              Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
              Women tell the truth and men lie like dogs. Ho hum.
              No, shoe not all men are ignoble!
              Just like not all woman are noble.

              I honestly think it has to do with genetics, not gender.
              "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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                • binnie
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • May 2006
                  • 19145
                  #5
                  Well, that killed the joke!

                  In related news, all 4 of the girls in Dr Love's sig are currently at my house (locked in the basement).
                  The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                    • sadaist
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 11625
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Dr. Love
                      and 2 of them swore he was still there at that very moment.



                      These are the 2 guys that will pick you up out of your own pee and plop you on the couch making sure you are sleeping face down so as not to choke over night. These are the 2 guys that won't hit on your wife if you are out of town. These are the 2 guys you are going to Van Halen with.
                      “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                        • ashstralia
                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 6566
                          #7
                          you may, however, wake up with strange body art and adornments. i just used the word 'adornments'.

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                            • fifth element
                              Commando
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 1224
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Dr. Love
                              Friendship between women:

                              A woman didn't come home one night.

                              The next day she told her husband she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends and none of them knew about it.

                              Friendship between men:

                              A man didn't come home one night.

                              The next day he told his wife he had slept over at a friend's house. The women called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed he had stayed the night and 2 of them swore he was still there at that very moment.

                              ok, here is one woman who thinks that it is funny....

                              way to go, Dr Love!
                              “Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” ~~Maria Robinson

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                                • Dr. Love
                                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 7833
                                  #9
                                  tough crowd!
                                  I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                                  http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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