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  • VAiN
    Use my hand, I won't look
    ROCKSTAR

    • Nov 2006
    • 5056
    #1

    One lucky bastard..

    Just looking at a friends wedding pics and came across this:



    Seriously - she is waaaay too hot for this guy.

    Thoughts?
    Originally posted by wiseguy
    That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.
    Tags: bastard, lucky
    • PETE'S BROTHER
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2007
      • 12678
      #2
      he has lots o money
      Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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        • chefcraig
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Apr 2004
          • 12172
          #3
          Just remember this classic adage: "No matter how mind bogglingly attractive a woman might appear to be, somewhere, there is a guy that has had just about enough of her shit."









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            • Va Beach VH Fan
              ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
              • Dec 2003
              • 17913
              #4
              "Overkicked his coverage" comes to mind... :D

              But Craig ain't bullshitin' either...
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                • binnie
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • May 2006
                  • 19145
                  #5
                  He must be really, really funny.
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                    • Coyote
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 8185
                      #6
                      Originally posted by VAiN
                      Just looking at a friends wedding pics and came across this:



                      Seriously - she is waaaay too hot for this guy.

                      Thoughts?
                      She saw the shlong.
                      Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

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                      It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32942
                          #7
                          Take away the blond hair and nice teeth and she's really not that great. She might have a fat ass and saggy tits. You always want to look at a woman's calves. Those don't lie.
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                            • VAiN
                              Use my hand, I won't look
                              ROCKSTAR

                              • Nov 2006
                              • 5056
                              #8
                              Yes, you are all correct.. I had the same thoughts myself.. I'll also contribute - she's probably a whore who has banged everything in town and has realized her looks won't last forever and this guy came along and didn't treat her like garbage. Reminds me of an ex.. she's about to marry a dude who isn't on her level, but she's a whore. So you know..
                              Originally posted by wiseguy
                              That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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                                • VAiN
                                  Use my hand, I won't look
                                  ROCKSTAR

                                  • Nov 2006
                                  • 5056
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                  You always want to look at a woman's calves. Those don't lie.
                                  You are wise, sir. Grate advice.
                                  Originally posted by wiseguy
                                  That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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                                    • Bob_R
                                      Full Member Status

                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 3834
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                      Take away the blond hair and nice teeth and she's really not that great. She might have a fat ass and saggy tits. You always want to look at a woman's calves. Those don't lie.
                                      I know a woman with disgusting calves/legs. You could rip off a leg and use it as an umbrella stand.
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                                        • binnie
                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                          • May 2006
                                          • 19145
                                          #11
                                          I feel like I've been missing a trick here - what do calves tell us?
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                                            • VAiN
                                              Use my hand, I won't look
                                              ROCKSTAR

                                              • Nov 2006
                                              • 5056
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by binnie
                                              I feel like I've been missing a trick here - what do calves tell us?
                                              We have a term here - 'cankles' - think calves + ankles. If a chick has cankles, you're pretty much guaranteed she'll be thick at some point. It's like a time-bomb. A race against nature and time.
                                              Originally posted by wiseguy
                                              That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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                                                • Sensible Shoes
                                                  Full Member Status

                                                  • Oct 2009
                                                  • 4648
                                                  #13
                                                  Not a good indicator. I have the OPPOSITE of cankles and I'm definitely thicker in other places, at least these days.

                                                  Oh dear.

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                                                    • VAiN
                                                      Use my hand, I won't look
                                                      ROCKSTAR

                                                      • Nov 2006
                                                      • 5056
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
                                                      Not a good indicator. I have the OPPOSITE of cankles and I'm definitely thicker in other places, at least these days.
                                                      Cankles are at least the first line of defense... like an early warning system.
                                                      Originally posted by wiseguy
                                                      That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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                                                        • binnie
                                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                                          • May 2006
                                                          • 19145
                                                          #15
                                                          I have just inspected Mrs binnie and can confirm that she is cankle free.
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