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  • diamondsgirl
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Apr 2004
    • 7563

    I am making my WORLD FAMOUS Siouxsie Sour. ROTFLMAO.

    1 jigger of tequila
    1 jigger of water
    1 envelope sour mix
    a splash of lime

    anyone?
    “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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    • Ally_Kat
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 7612

      Sounds good to me.

      My buddy has been dragging me to the real bar down here to watch the races. I'll go until he stops paying. lol
      Roth Army Militia

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      • diamondsgirl
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Apr 2004
        • 7563

        Originally posted by Ally_Kat
        Sounds good to me.

        My buddy has been dragging me to the real bar down here to watch the races. I'll go until he stops paying. lol
        Hey there Al

        you at a bar now?
        “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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        • Ally_Kat
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 7612

          i'm in a bar thread...that count? lol

          Apparently Sat night is bar night with my buddy. He just came home from colelge first time in 3 yrs and he's trying to make it up to me.
          Roth Army Militia

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          • diamondsgirl
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Apr 2004
            • 7563

            Originally posted by Ally_Kat
            i'm in a bar thread...that count? lol

            Apparently Sat night is bar night with my buddy. He just came home from colelge first time in 3 yrs and he's trying to make it up to me.
            I'm confused. (read as: slightly drunk)
            “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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            • MAX
              Rotharmy Gladiator

              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 13001

              'ello Ally and DG.

              A tip of my hat and a toast to you both.
              EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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              • Matt White
                • Jun 2004
                • 20569

                Make mine a double barkeep...the CAP'N' hung up his skates today................................

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                • diamondsgirl
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 7563

                  'ello Maximus

                  I am about to go to bed...

                  zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

                  goodnight
                  “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                  • Ally_Kat
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 7612

                    Originally posted by diamondsgirl
                    I'm confused. (read as: slightly drunk)
                    I had a friend, with a penis. Just friends. We were very close. Brother-sister-like close. Month and a week younger than me. Is in the school grade after me.

                    Went away to college.

                    Kept in touch the first year.

                    Second year he disappeared.

                    Just re-appeared 2 weeks ago.

                    Keeps dragging me to this bar every Sat and pays for whatever I drink. Drags me to the diner afterward. Gets me home about 2-3 am.
                    Roth Army Militia

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                    • MAX
                      Rotharmy Gladiator

                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 13001

                      Nite DG.

                      Seeeeeee you, feeeeeeel you in your dreams tonight...
                      EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                      • MAX
                        Rotharmy Gladiator

                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 13001

                        'ello Taeo.
                        EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                        • Matt White
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 20569

                          PEACE OUT DG!!!

                          Sup MAX...I'm hittin' it in a minute myself...................

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                          • Dan
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 12194

                            Hi Guys,one for the road.
                            First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                            • MAX
                              Rotharmy Gladiator

                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 13001

                              Originally posted by diamondsgirl
                              I am making my WORLD FAMOUS Siouxsie Sour. ROTFLMAO.

                              1 jigger of tequila
                              1 jigger of water
                              1 envelope sour mix
                              a splash of lime

                              anyone?
                              Mmmmmmmm...

                              Yezza, definitely count me in for one. After we "stumbled" upon that one, I got to thinkin' about something both frozen, festive (Fourth of July'ish) and that you'd really enjoy. Although I'm NOT going to use your "terminology" regarding the pineapple/coconut/cream mix.

                              Think of this one and I'm DEFINITELY going to make one for us when we get back from fireworks and we're sitting on the deck.

                              Ok, remember a cupla days ago when I told you about that "Lava Flow" dessert drink that that woman told me about after returning from Hawaii?

                              I'm going to construct (dream stage only right now. lol ) one but make it Independance Dayish, so to speak. It will be a refreshingly, dreamy and creamy elixer...

                              Grrr....

                              We'll make TWO of the fruit/berry purees.

                              One will be red and we'll use raspberries, strawberries, sugar and water. Ehhh, fuck the simple syrup, let's use booze instead? We can use some Red Passionfruit Alize instead. Ever tried it? Good stuff for a mixer. Blend them up, chill and set aside

                              For the second (I'll have to fuck around with this) we'll use blueberries, blackberries and Blue Curacao liqueur (which is basically a blue simple syrup anyway) and do the same thing.

                              Hence and now we'll have both red and blue to use.

                              Now for the white, we'll make pina coladas (my mix from scratch i.e. Coc lopez, fresh pineapple, half and half, etc. and not the pre-made crap) and blend it up once the purees have chilled a bit.

                              Let's see... For the booze, let's use Malibu Rum ok?

                              Aiiight, now we'll chill some pilsner glasses so they have frost on them.

                              At the bottom we'll put the red puree, then layer the pina colada over that, another layer except with the blue puree, another pina laya and so on...

                              I could definitely do it.

                              Then we'll garnish it with a sparkler. lmao :p

                              Whadd'ya think?

                              We could call it a "SIOUXE AND JERONIMO YANKEE ROSE!!!"
                              EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                              • MAX
                                Rotharmy Gladiator

                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 13001

                                Forgive the sloppy and quick "paint" job but it would look something like this. Well, A LOT better but you get the idea.
                                EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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