The Roth Army Slingin' Pussy Bar and Grill

[siN]

I'm sorry. I wasn't online at my birthday. And that was in february.....

Hey, hey, good to see ya around!!

[siN]

BTW. It's Eyes birthday.

Have a drink on me and read your mail, Eyes!

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Coyote
Well, If I'd been more active back in 7th to 9th grade to high school, I'd speak a couple more languages. French, Spanish and/or Russian, to be exact, cheri.

there was an Intense Russian course (yes, that's what they called it) at school last summer. I wanted to take it, but it conflicted with other classes

[Switch84]

Sign twins

Originally posted by ELVIS
Virgo

It's dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy).

That's me...

No wonder we seem to get along so well! I prefer Absolut with cranberry juice, btw.


LMAO!

[Switch84]

Blame the Alzheimers

Originally posted by Elitest
oh shiiiiiiit...did I miss your birthday ???

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh... ...........
blame the aberdeen angus...........

Wow, you hold onto trivial shit like a rabid pitt bull! You've almost broken the 'Woman Scorned' record set by Aileen Wournos.


YOU GO, GIRL!


LMAO

[Coyote]

Can you fucking believe it? The day I get out of the FDF (Finnish Defence Forces) I get a letter from a pop/jazz conservatoire, saying that they want me to get over there on the 28th and take their test.
(If I pass, I'll become involved in the technology of music.)

Here's the freaky part: I went out last night to celebrate my just aquired freedom with my buddies. Lotsa booze, lotsa fun, right?
Not quite. As I was walking (or should I say wandering) home, I tripped and landed on my left hand, which just happens to be my picking hand. It's just a strain.

Now it hurts like a motherfucker when I try to play the guitar, right when I'm supposed to practice this jazz-tune.
Ain't life a bitch?

[Ally_Kat]

awh hun! Rub it! Maybe some icy hot?

[Coyote]

Didn't work. Now my left hand is wrapped up, and waiting for Tuesday. (X-ray will be taken then. Local hospital's on Easter leave. Fucked up, ain't it?)

If it's broken... well, so much for getting outta this fleabitten shithole.

[Coyote]

You know, I had a similar mishap a couple of years ago, albeit it was my right hand. I was playin' soccer with a few friends. Me being a goalie for the first time, I didn't realize that the fuckin' ball could move that fast.
To make this short, I caught the ball, with the lower edge of my palm. I thought it was broken, but it was just a sprain. A few days passed, I could take off the splint and relearn the fine art of guitar.

[Elitest]

rubber bones....

[Coyote]

Should be standard on a 2004 model human.

[Coyote]

Good deeds towards Classic Van Halen

Yesterday was fun. I was the designated driver for a couple of friends. One of them is a to-be drum teacher, the type who thinks a bit too much of himself and his musical sense.

For months we've had this quarrel, conserning Alex Van Halen: Is he a good drummer, or not?
His claim is based on listening to Van Hagar, my claim... well, you know.

So, on our way to the neighboring town I decided to give this guy a shot of "Hot For Teacher". You should've seen the look on the poor guys face. (something like this: :eek: ) First comment: "What the fuck is THAT?!"

[Coyote]

On a different note...

We're havin' GRATE weather out here: snow.

[Coyote]

How're you, Ally?

[Ally_Kat]

Snow! I'm jealous