Christian friendly words for "Vagina"

[Kristy]

Nah, I didn't create the pussy. I just gave you all the great ideas about how to have fun with it.

Bullshit you didn't! Lying weasel.

[Sensible Shoes]

I'm starting to enjoy Kristy being so pissed off.

[Satan]

Bullshit you didn't! Lying weasel.

I am not now, nor have I ever been a weasel.

I've been known to dress up as a snake on occasion, but never a weasel.

[Kristy]

I'm not. What a god damn little bitch. Oh right, we're talking about me here.

[Kristy]

I am not now, nor have I ever been a weasel.

I've been known to dress up as a snake on occasion, but never a weasel.

Yeah, what horrible fashion sense that was. If you're going to be a snake, next time, go as a Prada bag.

[Satan]

Please.... considering that everyone else present was wearing nothing I'd have to say I was overdressed for the occasion.

[Sensible Shoes]

How come you get to be dressed?

[lesfunk]

little weenie?

[Satan]

How come you get to be dressed?

Well, technically I looked like a naked snake. So they thought I was naked too.

[Sensible Shoes]

Cheater.

[Satan]

little weenie?

Well, I hate to brag, but I have been referred to as "the most magnificent of all of God's creations", so do you really think He would leave me deficient in that very important area?

Besides, how could I invent all those sexual sins if I was unable to partake of them?

[Kristy]

Hey, seen my latest vid? Totally safe for work.

[Blaze]

It's really a shame most Christians are so uptight about sex.
Sex is not a sin.

[Satan]

If mattress companies sold commercials to porno movie theaters, that would be a good one, since it apparently survived that abuse.

Or chiropractors, for that matter, given the condition that dudes back must have been in after that ride was over.

[Sensible Shoes]

Sex is not a sin.

trust me, that was a sin.