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What was the name for that in Mr. Walker's dictionary of unacceptable terms?
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Oh dear.
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Reminds me of this old gem. However I am probably reciting it wrong. Please correct me so I can tell it right from now on.
What's 50 feet long & smells like urine?
Front row at a Willie nelson concert.
I DO know this one though.....
What has 9 arms & sucks?
Def Leppard“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. SeusssigpicComment
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and ungay sex is ungay sex
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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I think this thread is falling flat. Oh well, I tried.
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"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. SeusssigpicComment
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Well....no boobs, again... clara is so sad, need boobies...wait !! clara not sad clara has been googling antique pron all morning imagining all about the sexy bush shoes could be sporting... PILLOW OF THE GODS!!!
Dear Bitches, I wanna see a nice throw rug on that hardwood!!
The Bush is BACK!
So they call me into HR last week to fire me for sexual harrassment and I said to the HR guy wtf...and he sais have you been dreaming and thinking about Miss Shoes in a sexuall harrassment kinda way and I said yes so they fired me I guess they just didn't understand how much the idea of herassmenttome...OHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I got a million of them
Don't forget to tip your waitress.
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“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen HawkingComment
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sniff....little tear.......so happy....lol.
chefcraig, I am buying if we ever wander into the same beer hall.2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
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Seems there's some stigma about discussing anal sex... I figure gay guys ruined it for the rest.
If you got the lumber... frame the whole house."If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”Comment
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YEAH , what he said, and if you can afford the lot might as well join the homes association.
If you tool box is without a hammer get one at the local hardware store and remember to ..EAT YOUR WHEATIES!!
cause they give you iron nails.. I find the most intersting part of the woman to be the boobies.2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
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I think I have to prove myself in the other sexually oriented threads like "Would ya?" threads before I can start up something like this with any credibility. That and the wine was sincerely missing from this effort.
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OK kids we got the wine tonight. Shoes is on the air, let's have it.
I have always subscribed to the theory that the smaller the penis, the better the blow job. Discuss.
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