Your screen name: pronounce it and explain it

[Nitro Express]

What gives is that the majority of you still live in 1985.

More like 1978-1984. This is a David Lee Roth and classic Van Halen website if you didn't notice. It's kind of like going to a Civil War history site and complaining that everyone there are fixated on the 1860's.

[LoungeMachine]

And now Lounge goes into his "Projection Phase" Surely a failed musician such as yourself can come up with something better than empty cliches.

Please point out the "cliches"



You poor thing. Somebody really fucked you up. I'm sorry.

Maybe you'll find love again someday.....

[LoungeMachine]

More like 1978-1984. This is a David Lee Roth and classic Van Halen website if you didn't notice. It's kind of like going to a Civil War history site and complaining that everyone there are fixated on the 1860's.

Seriously?.....debating facts with an obvious wack job like him?



Best to just stand back and hope he doesn't get any on you....

[fifth element]

That would be me.

lolol...and me, if you ask some....

[ashstralia]

an appropriate musical interlude, if i may.

[Sensible Shoes]

I have two questions about this video:

1. Who is the girl in this video? I think it may be the guy with all the tattoos.

2. Why are the fookin' teletubbies mucking things up?

[Little Texan]

1. Who is the girl in this video?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer i.e. Sarah Michelle Gellar

[ZahZoo]

The really strange thing is that "Kristy" is a he, not a she.

Surprised you didn't qualify this with a few relevant case references, counselor..?

Used to be this type of gender claim would confuse matters... but in this modern age I've noticed that as the gender lines blurred it's actually made things simpler. PMS, on the rag and being a "Bitch" no longer requires differentiation of a unit's indoor or outdoor plumbing disposition. It's really just a human element now...

Still think the gene pool could use a bit more chlorine...

[Sensible Shoes]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer i.e. Sarah Michelle Gellar

So it's not the guy with the tattoos? I'm shocked.

[Little Texan]

So it's not the guy with the tattoos? I'm shocked.

The guy with the tattoos just acts like a girl.

[hambon4lif]

If I had a cock it would more than what yours is. But again, I'm not the one with such the homoerotic fixation on Roth. Methinks Hammy here has some dysfunctional issues.

Right about now, you should be far more concerned with finding a stronger adhesive tape for your tuck, Chuck.

Your nuts are showing.

[Kristy]

Right about now, you should be far more concerned with finding a stronger adhesive tape for your tuck, Chuck.

Your nuts are showing.

You seem to be obsessed with male genitalia. Hey, it's okay with me if you are gay. Maybe you and Jimi you should come out of the closet and then maybe move out of your parent's basement..?

[Unchainme]

You seem to be obsessed with male genitalia. Hey, it's okay with me if you are gay. Maybe you and Jimi you should come out of the closet and then maybe move out of your parent's basement..?

http://fgmnir.ytmnd.com/

"Okay we get it Ron, you're a dude".

[SunisinuS]

I thought this was a thread about your own screen name and not a thread about bashing Kristy.

You want it so bad than make a
'I Hate Kristy" Screen Name.

Waste your time. Nothing wrong with Kristy.

[hambon4lif]

You seem to be obsessed with male genitalia. Hey, it's okay with me if you are gay. Maybe you and Jimi you should come out of the closet and then maybe move out of your parent's basement..?

You seem to be obsessed with basements. Maybe if you weren't such a 'family secret', you wouldn't have had to spend your life locked up in one....