"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread
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Oh god damn!
Mute your computer and watch the first 10 seconds of this video without sound!!!!!!!
LMMFAO!!!!!
Hey psycho, please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.Comment
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Here is all Sammy needs to know... Van Hagar had to do Jump, Panama, Ain't Talking 'Bout Love, Running with the Devil and You Really Got Me on tour. If they didn't do ANY Classic Van Halen live, there would have been a rebellion and the charade would have been over. But Van Halen with Wolfie can TOTALLY dismiss Van Hagar songs and sell out every arena and go Top 5 with their new record. Sammy should shut his big fat yapper and if he is compelled to speak he should speak with honor and reverence of the Mighty Van Halen. Just like Gary Cherone does.Comment
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“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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IDK wtf is wrong with me tonight but a couple posts here have me just rolling, laughing out loud & in tears just with simple statements. I swear I'm wiping my eyes trying to thank everyone while laughing loud enough to drown out the radio.
pretty thin sandwich.....HAHAHAHHAHA! Kills me.“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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To make a piece about a bandmates death about an attention whoring pitch to put down Van Halen, and promote your own product, well, to quote the great Penn Jillette "That take's a special kind of asshole".
First off let me say this. That was without a doubt in my mind, pathetic and inexcusable. I really doubt Dave would have ever done something like this had Ed died. But of course, Dave seems like (to a degree) not all that worried about money, and more so about making the most out of life. Even this reunion, to me, is not all about the money, and more so about Dave and Ed finally doing what the world has been asking them to do for years.
It actually angers me that Sammy has found ways to try to keep himself within the public eye just by default. He's like Nickelback in that sense, he's not really talented, but just bland enough to make some assfuck in a suit happy. So, of course, he tags onto every fucking opprotunity that comes his way to promote his shitty tequila, and even shittier band, Idiots like Eddie Trunk are happy to let the asshole come on, and pretend like he's made some sort of contribution.
you know what sam? you havn't made a single contribution to rock n'roll in my eyes. you're a fucking leach. go fuck yourself. I hope you never get another interview or another tv spot ever again. Douchetube. Go fuck the bassplayer, and leave us alone.Still waiting for a relevant Browns TeamComment
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Sniper I can't believe we haven't been banned from Spam's page yet. Brutal and hilarious attacks from all fronts. I suppose in his warped mind we are giving him attention.
Hey psycho, please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.Comment
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Sammy screams like he just got reamed out good from anal sex and then Mike poured some hot sauce on his asshole.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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IDK wtf is wrong with me tonight but a couple posts here have me just rolling, laughing out loud & in tears just with simple statements. I swear I'm wiping my eyes trying to thank everyone while laughing loud enough to drown out the radio.
pretty thin sandwich.....HAHAHAHHAHA! Kills me.Comment
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