"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

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[QUOTE=perrin29;1627617]I just went to Sammy's FB to read some the comments and here is a direct quote from a Sammy follower. Enjoy this craziness. "What he said was that Montrose would have been THE AMERICAN LED ZEPPELIN if Ronnie hadn't fired him. That's not badmouthing, it's the truth. If anything, Sammy is more talented that Robert Plant." Hagar more talented than Plant?! Are these fuckin guys for real?! It actually frightens me that these people exist. No point in even trying to reason with a Hagar because they're fucked to start.[/QUOTE




Nevermind Robert Plant, I have house plants that are more talented than the Spamburgler.

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[sadaist]

Sammy is more talented that Robert Plant.

Sammy isn't more talented than a rubber plant.



Sheesh, talk about dazed & confused. Someone get his fat ass to the gallows pole because I hear Valhalla calling

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HAAAAAA........funny shit Sadaist

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That is a great picture. Should've atleast put that one in the disc.

Agreed 100%.

My 1 gripe about the new cd is zero pics of the band sadface

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The kind of tacos Tapatio can't even fix.

LOL! Yeah. I got a jumbo bottle of Tapatio. If the tacos smell and taste like bad pussy, gargle with Listerine and pray to God.

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Agreed 100%.

My 1 gripe about the new cd is zero pics of the band sadface

I know. Mine too. And I wish there was something that said who played what. Even though we know.

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Agreed 100%.

My 1 gripe about the new cd is zero pics of the band sadface

Yeah but it looked like Dave penned some lyrics at The Chateau Marmont. I thought that was cool because we ate dinner there the last time we were in LA.

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LOL! Yeah. I got a jumbo bottle of Tapatio.

I fucking love that stuff.

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I fucking love that stuff.

So do I. I was over in Idaho where they have a lot of Mexican farm workers and I went into this grocery store and found myself in the Mexican section and they had like these big quart bottles of Tapatio. I'm like hell yeah, I getting one of these! I almost can drink the stuff straight from the bottle. LOL!

Good tacos, Tapatio, and a bottle of lime Jarritos is a pretty good combination. That's pretty much what my kids like to eat. Dad might pretend to be the most interesting man in the world by having a Dos XX.

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I really doubt Dave would have ever done something like this had Ed died.

He didn't didn't do it when Jason Becker was diagnosed with ALS - which is a death sentence. Thanked him and wished him well - which was all that needed to be said. He certainly didn't take the opportunity to shamelessly announce that he would be playing shows for his birthday at the bar he owns which sells his brand of tequila.

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Here's a response from the same dude. "Sammy is multiples more talented than Plant. Better singer, better stage presence, and way better lyricist. Case closed my friend." Ugh...no point in fighting with this one. He is just...lost.

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Thats the dude I was fighting with !!

And that dude in the referee shirt too. He doesn't have a clue either but he's fighting for the honor of Waboritas everywhere I guess.

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Sammy is such a turd he actually makes Cherone seem cool...Wow!

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I've never really had a problem with Hagar's voice, but even at his best he's just forgettable. My hate for him stems from what he did to Van Halen. He should have joined Night Ranger or Loverboy or something - not the Mighty VH.

Now, he's just a douche. A sad, pathetic little man that will always be mediocre now matter how hard he tries to spin it.