"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread
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I think the press release should have read:
Joe is touring down under with G3 and Sammy is attempting to catch up with his stomach.RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE
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OK...I had a weird thought today. Sammy is a big reason for the 2007 reunion with Dave and everything thereafter. Lemme explain then you guys can tell me I'm insane.....
Pre-2004 EVH & AVH were used to touring with a singer where everything was fun & games, band of brothers, 1 for all, etc....
2004 tour they fucking HATED Sammy. Separate planes, cars, hotels, exits from the stage, just awful. Fucking almost got to blows a few times. H A T E ! ! !
After 2004 tour EVH & AVH sit down and think, holy fuck...if we can complete a tour like that with as bad as we hate Sammy, we sure as hell can get one done with DLR who we don't hate even in the same ballpark as that.
With Sam the hate was very personal. With Dave the conflict was more about percentages, royalties, cuts, etc.
So thanks to Sammy for letting the brothers know that if they could get through a tour with him & sauce, they could surely do two tours and an album with Dave.
Makes sense to me kinda too. Sammy & Mike sell sauce & tequila and didn't really respect the VH name or legacy. Dave always has. Easy decision.“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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Don't know where else to post this, but it's kinda funny looking.
oh...drawing came from here. Props where props are due right?
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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OK...I had a weird thought today. Sammy is a big reason for the 2007 reunion with Dave and everything thereafter. Lemme explain then you guys can tell me I'm insane.....
Pre-2004 EVH & AVH were used to touring with a singer where everything was fun & games, band of brothers, 1 for all, etc....
2004 tour they fucking HATED Sammy. Separate planes, cars, hotels, exits from the stage, just awful. Fucking almost got to blows a few times. H A T E ! ! !
After 2004 tour EVH & AVH sit down and think, holy fuck...if we can complete a tour like that with as bad as we hate Sammy, we sure as hell can get one done with DLR who we don't hate even in the same ballpark as that.
With Sam the hate was very personal. With Dave the conflict was more about percentages, royalties, cuts, etc.
So thanks to Sammy for letting the brothers know that if they could get through a tour with him & sauce, they could surely do two tours and an album with Dave.
Makes sense to me kinda too. Sammy & Mike sell sauce & tequila and didn't really respect the VH name or legacy. Dave always has. Easy decision.
Roth On!Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.Comment
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"Sammy is a little red worm." -Eddie Van Halen-
"Mike Sobowleski and Sam are playing my songs calling themselves the other half of Van Halen. Al is the other half of Van Halen. They are playing my music and selling tequila and hot sauce. Are they fat? I would say they are now wider than they are tall." -Eddie Van Halen-Last edited by Nitro Express; 04-04-2012, 02:20 AM.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Sammy Hagar jamming on his red guitar.
In reality, Sam is balding. I always knew that mop on his head was a wig.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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"Sammy is a little red worm." -Eddie Van Halen-
"Mike Sobowleski and Sam are playing my songs calling themselves the other half of Van Halen. Al is the other half of Van Halen. They are playing my music and selling tequila and hot sauce. Are they fat? I would say they are now wider than they are tall." -Eddie Van Halen-
Exactly. He talked some shit about Dave over the years, but never to the extent he has of Sammy. I think after they finished that horrible tour they decided doing it with Dave would be a piece of cake.
Yummy classic VH cake!!!!!“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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"Sammy is a little red worm." -Eddie Van Halen-
"Mike Sobowleski and Sam are playing my songs calling themselves the other half of Van Halen. Al is the other half of Van Halen. They are playing my music and selling tequila and hot sauce. Are they fat? I would say they are now wider than they are tall." -Eddie Van Halen-
The guy who painted this graffiti thinks the same, a gift from South America, the true Van Halen is back.Comment
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Hmm....for some reason youtube vids do not show up in my browser anymore on this forum. Just a single word "advertisement". I have to go look at the page source to see the url of the vid....
Oh well.Comment
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