"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

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  • Yount
    Commando
    • Jan 2012
    • 1099

    Who are a few of Sammy's musical influences? I think I remember him mentioning Elvis. Any others? Come on... who's read the autobiography? Own up.

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    • Zing!
      Veteran
      • Oct 2011
      • 2363

      Originally posted by Yount
      Who are a few of Sammy's musical influences? I think I remember him mentioning Elvis. Any others? Come on... who's read the autobiography? Own up.
      Haven't held my brain cells hostage by reading the book, but for what it's worth, I think I remember Haggar saying once in an interview that James Brown and Mick Jagger were influences.

      Too bad they didn't influence him to sing good.
      My karma just ran over your dogma.

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      • Terry
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 12045

        Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
        BTW...fatso was all for comparism, wasn't he? on may 5th chickenpoop will play some 750 seater in lake tahoe...while =VH= will play to a sold out tacoma dome with a capacity of 23.000...but we all know...sam also sold more records than dave ...
        Well, I think Sammy would respond by saying that Chickenfoot are just far more selective with their audiences than Van Halen are...
        Scramby eggs and bacon.

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        • NIN1211
          Head Fluffer
          • Jan 2012
          • 386

          Originally posted by Terry
          Well, I think Sammy would respond by saying that Chickenfoot are just far more selective with their audiences than Van Halen are...
          Ladies and Gentlemen.....I give you the Mighty Chickenfeces



          Hey psycho, please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

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          • jhale667
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 20929

            Originally posted by Terry
            Well, I think Sammy would respond by saying that Chickenfoot are just far more selective with their audiences than Van Halen are...

            And he'd be lying...
            Originally posted by conmee
            If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

            That is all.

            Icon.
            Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
            I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


            Originally posted by Isaac R.
            Then it's really true??

            The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

            OMFG...who in their right mind...???
            Originally posted by eddie78
            I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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            • Guitar Shark
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 7579

              Originally posted by NIN1211



              Here is the "Other Half"
              What the fuck.... ?
              ROTH ARMY MILITIA


              Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
              Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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              • ThrillsNSpills
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Jan 2004
                • 6627

                Originally posted by Yount
                Who are a few of Sammy's musical influences? I think I remember him mentioning Elvis. Any others? Come on... who's read the autobiography? Own up.

                Well he did cover Good Rocking Tonight. However the Michael Schenker version blows the rest away. Nothing against Ronnie Montrose.

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                • DavidLeeNatra
                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 10715

                  Originally posted by NIN1211


                  Here is the "Other Half"
                  Is this foto legit???
                  Roth Army Icon
                  First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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                  • NIN1211
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 386

                    Unfortunately yes.....the irony is he could cut out the middle man and simply flush his "shit" down the toilet!

                    Hey psycho, please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

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                    • DONNIEP
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 13373

                      Originally posted by NIN1211
                      Poor Sam, sitting on a toilet, wearing a cheap booze t-shirt with a stack of his shitty books....betcha 100 bucks he's signing Dave's autograph in them..."To Sammy, You're the greatest! Love, Dave"
                      Last edited by DONNIEP; 04-23-2012, 06:33 PM.
                      American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                      • FORD
                        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 59141

                        Apparently what Sammy is trying to tell us with that picture is that his books are appropriate for reading while you're taking an OU812. And if you run out of toilet paper, just rip out a couple of pages.
                        Eat Us And Smile

                        Cenk For America 2024!!

                        Justice Democrats


                        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                        • twonabomber
                          formerly F A T
                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 11263

                          i remember reading that people used to use the Sears catalog as TP. maybe that's what the books are for?
                          Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                          • NIN1211
                            Head Fluffer
                            • Jan 2012
                            • 386

                            Originally posted by twonabomber
                            i remember reading that people used to use the Sears catalog as TP. maybe that's what the books are for?
                            Spam's fictional book is basically a catalog to sell his shit: shit rum,shit salty salt, shit music, shitty lies, shit sales statistics. Instead of using that toilet paper to wipe his ass, it should be used to wipe his book.......because it is full of shit.



                            This picture is much more appropriate.
                            Last edited by NIN1211; 04-23-2012, 07:03 PM.

                            Hey psycho, please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

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                            • DavidLeeNatra
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 10715

                              how can one let a pic like this slip on the internet?
                              Roth Army Icon
                              First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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                              • DONNIEP
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 13373

                                Originally posted by NIN1211
                                Mikey to Sam's wife, "Holy shit! Is he dead???"

                                Sam's wife, "No, he's drunk again. He's been on the internet all day, watching those damn Van Halen concert videos...screaming about all those "terrorists" that hate him on that one site..."

                                Mikey, "You let him go to the Roth Army again???"

                                Sam's wife, "Yeah, and he's been running around all evening, saying that he's David Lee Roth, and screaming something about lighting up the sky..."
                                American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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