"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

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  • sonrisa salvaje
    Veteran
    • Jun 2005
    • 2098



    Top 3 reasons Sammy is in the shitter here:

    1. Lost his "Balance."
    2. Ate too much Rock Candy.
    3. Won't come out until he sells 5,150 copies.

    Honorable mention:

    Hiding from weight watchers.
    RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE
    LET `EM ROLL ONE MORE TIME

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    • katina
      Commando
      • Mar 2012
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      • DONNIEP
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Mar 2004
        • 13373

        I wonder just how much time Sam spends on that shitter, seein' as how his career is in there somewhere...
        American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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        • DavidLeeNatra
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Jan 2004
          • 10715

          so this might be his "Elvis" influence...the king died on his very own throwne in his bathroom with a book in his hands...
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          • DONNIEP
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Mar 2004
            • 13373

            Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
            so this might be his "Elvis" influence...the king died on his very own throwne in his bathroom with a book in his hands...
            Sammy's so fucked up looking in this photo. It just makes me smile every time I look at it. I only wish that the real caption was, "Sammy Hagar, 67, died today in some shitty hotel bathroom in Cabo San Lucas. According to eyewitnesses his last act was to scribble in one of his shitty books, "I hate that goddamn Roth Army!!!"
            American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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            • DavidLeeNatra
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              • Jan 2004
              • 10715

              talking about fotos...some pics on this site scream "caption this!!!"



              and yes...I am a no good bastard...
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              • DONNIEP
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Mar 2004
                • 13373

                Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
                talking about fotos...some pics on this site scream "caption this!!!"



                and yes...I am a no good bastard...
                Yep, you are a no good bastard

                Sammy can keep the VH Franken-stripes in his shithole until hell freezes over...But he ain't never, ever gonna be a part of Van Halen again!!!
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                • DONNIEP
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 13373

                  Originally posted by NIN1211
                  Ha fucking HA!!! Sammy's sitting on a toilet and Van Fucking Halen is selling out arenas!!!! Ha ha ha YOU FUCKING BITCH!!! You drunk ass motherfucker! You know your wife took that picture. Either her or Mikey. You should use that as the photo on your resume when this tour is over...You know, after Ed and Al get this whole "Dave thing" out of their system. You fucking whore...
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                  • katina
                    Commando
                    • Mar 2012
                    • 1469

                    Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
                    talking about fotos...some pics on this site scream "caption this!!!"



                    and yes...I am a no good bastard...

                    The girl traveled to Cabo Wabo just to see him again and she couldn´t!!! And he was there!!

                    " We understand that Sammy was in town during our visit but we were unable to actually have Robyn meet him again. "

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                    • DONNIEP
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 13373

                      Originally posted by NIN1211
                      The mayor of Cabo San Lucas was quoted as saying, "At least we returned Sam to his home this time before things got out of hand. The last time this happened he was running aroung the town naked, wearing only a bedsheet from the 5150 tour that said Dave sucked. Thank God we were able to contain the situation." The mayor was then overheard saying, "somebody please call this Eddie guy and beg him to take this douchebag back before I have to kill him..."
                      Last edited by DONNIEP; 04-24-2012, 03:27 AM.
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                      • DavidLeeNatra
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 10715

                        Originally posted by DONNIEP
                        Yep, you are a no good bastard
                        always had it...always will...
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                        • DONNIEP
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 13373

                          Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
                          always had it...always will...
                          Can I get an Amen?
                          American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                          • SunisinuS
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • May 2010
                            • 3301

                            Originally posted by DONNIEP
                            Can I get an Amen?

                            Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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                            • DavidLeeNatra
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                              • Jan 2004
                              • 10715

                              Originally posted by SunisinuS
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                              • DONNIEP
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 13373

                                And this is why I fucking love this place!
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