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"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread
so this might be his "Elvis" influence...the king died on his very own throwne in his bathroom with a book in his hands...
Sammy's so fucked up looking in this photo. It just makes me smile every time I look at it. I only wish that the real caption was, "Sammy Hagar, 67, died today in some shitty hotel bathroom in Cabo San Lucas. According to eyewitnesses his last act was to scribble in one of his shitty books, "I hate that goddamn Roth Army!!!"
Ha fucking HA!!! Sammy's sitting on a toilet and Van Fucking Halen is selling out arenas!!!! Ha ha ha YOU FUCKING BITCH!!! You drunk ass motherfucker! You know your wife took that picture. Either her or Mikey. You should use that as the photo on your resume when this tour is over...You know, after Ed and Al get this whole "Dave thing" out of their system. You fucking whore...
The mayor of Cabo San Lucas was quoted as saying, "At least we returned Sam to his home this time before things got out of hand. The last time this happened he was running aroung the town naked, wearing only a bedsheet from the 5150 tour that said Dave sucked. Thank God we were able to contain the situation." The mayor was then overheard saying, "somebody please call this Eddie guy and beg him to take this douchebag back before I have to kill him..."
Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.
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