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  • sadaist
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jul 2004
    • 11625

    Funny the best response they got from the audience was a Jimi Hendrix tune. Fucking Spambo the thief. Always riding on someone elses great music.
    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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    • DavidLeeNatra
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Jan 2004
      • 10715

      Roth Army Icon
      First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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      • sadaist
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jul 2004
        • 11625

        Other than their new music sucking, these guys are making a huge mistake refusing to play the songs they are best known for. When I saw Dave do his Vegas stint he really avoided any VH or EEAS stuff. But he did manage to play Jump & Ice Cream Man.

        Chickenfoot owes it to these paying fans to at least drop 2-3 Sam songs & 2-3 Satch songs and possibly 1-2 VHagar tunes into the set. So what? We're talking possibly 5-6 songs out of 15? 2 Chickenfoot tunes, 1 old catalogue...rinse & repeat for 90 minutes. At least the few fans they have will walk away happier.

        Disappointing the fans they have like this just assures that the audiences will get smaller & smaller & smaller. Sad really. Mostly I feel bad for big fans that go because they hear "Sammy Hagar & Joe Satriani!" & pay $50 and then don't hear one song they recognize.



        That Eddie interview with Esquire that left some here wondering if he will ever play Van Hagar songs again.....the sht is so bad that SAMMY WONT EVEN PLAY THE CRAP! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
        “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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        • DavidLeeNatra
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Jan 2004
          • 10715

          Originally posted by sadaist
          Other than their new music sucking, these guys are making a huge mistake refusing to play the songs they are best known for. When I saw Dave do his Vegas stint he really avoided any VH or EEAS stuff. But he did manage to play Jump & Ice Cream Man.

          Chickenfoot owes it to these paying fans to at least drop 2-3 Sam songs & 2-3 Satch songs and possibly 1-2 VHagar tunes into the set. So what? We're talking possibly 5-6 songs out of 15? 2 Chickenfoot tunes, 1 old catalogue...rinse & repeat for 90 minutes. At least the few fans they have will walk away happier.

          Disappointing the fans they have like this just assures that the audiences will get smaller & smaller & smaller. Sad really. Mostly I feel bad for big fans that go because they hear "Sammy Hagar & Joe Satriani!" & pay $50 and then don't hear one song they recognize.



          That Eddie interview with Esquire that left some here wondering if he will ever play Van Hagar songs again.....the sht is so bad that SAMMY WONT EVEN PLAY THE CRAP! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
          chickenfootnote is dead...one half of the few fans they had came from the coattails of sam's stint in VH...the other half are probably satriani fans...after his "no creativity we are man for man better than VH" talk even the most die hard fatso fans said "no no, you don't say that" and now he pays for it...that's it sam, you are officially done...all what is left for you is to pretend that you are happy to play in your lousy texmex-club and to sell salty salt drinks...
          Roth Army Icon
          First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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          • Yount
            Commando
            • Jan 2012
            • 1099

            Hagar: "Hey, I still hate the way the treated Mikey, but the kid is the real deal. He dealt with Dave like i've never thought anyone could and played his ass off. If he can make Dave sound that good and Ed is healthy, you never know"..

            Why is every compliment from Sammy backhanded?

            Insecure bastard.

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            • NIN1211
              Head Fluffer
              • Jan 2012
              • 386

              Originally posted by Yount
              Hagar: "Hey, I still hate the way the treated Mikey, but the kid is the real deal. He dealt with Dave like i've never thought anyone could and played his ass off. If he can make Dave sound that good and Ed is healthy, you never know"..

              Why is every compliment from Sammy backhanded?

              Insecure bastard.
              What is the name of God does this gay hand gesture mean?


              Hey psycho, please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

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              • BumBahDeeDah
                Head Fluffer
                • Mar 2004
                • 292

                I think Diamond Dallas Page is gonna sue 'em.

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                • VimFuego
                  Groupie
                  • May 2012
                  • 68

                  Originally posted by NIN1211
                  What is the name of God does this gay hand gesture mean?

                  Something about anal gaping.
                  I could play "Stairway To Heaven" when I was 12. Jimmy Page didn't actually write it until he was 22. I think that says quite a lot.

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                  • NIN1211
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 386

                    Originally posted by VimFuego
                    Something about anal gaping.
                    Nice early post dude....I like the way you think.....I'm gonna be keepin' my eye on you....

                    Last edited by NIN1211; 05-15-2012, 08:39 PM.

                    Hey psycho, please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

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                    • Yount
                      Commando
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 1099

                      Originally posted by NIN1211
                      What is the name of God does this gay hand gesture mean?
                      We both salute to mainstream vagina rock. And we are both pussy whipped.

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                      • fwacf
                        Roadie
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 154


                        My two cents....that's all I'm giving here.
                        1) Chicken-Scratch sucks!
                        2) Next for Sam will be to get all the guys from Montrose (Minus Ronnie) and do a Montrose tour.
                        When you turn on your stereo, does it return the favor?

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                        • Greenbuds
                          Roadie
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 160

                          44 Chickenfoot Chicago Theatre
                          Chicago, Ill.
                          May 12, 2012
                          $160,496
                          2,833 /
                          3,427
                          1 /
                          0
                          $62, $52, $42
                          Jam Productions

                          69 Chickenfoot, Black Stone Cherry The Brick
                          Minneapolis, Minn.
                          May 11, 2012
                          $53,214
                          1,029 /
                          1,200
                          1 /
                          0
                          $57, $51.50
                          AEG Live

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                          • Unchainme
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Apr 2005
                            • 7746

                            Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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                            • NIN1211
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 386

                              Originally posted by Greenbuds
                              44 Chickenfoot Chicago Theatre
                              Chicago, Ill.
                              May 12, 2012
                              $160,496
                              2,833 /
                              3,427
                              1 /
                              0
                              $62, $52, $42
                              Jam Productions

                              69 Chickenfoot, Black Stone Cherry The Brick
                              Minneapolis, Minn.
                              May 11, 2012
                              $53,214
                              1,029 /
                              1,200
                              1 /
                              0
                              $57, $51.50
                              AEG Live
                              PUTRID......Quiet Riot can do better than this

                              Hey psycho, please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

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                              • DONNIEP
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 13373

                                Originally posted by Unchainme
                                Hell YEAH!!! Now that's how you review a Sambo release. Classic!!!
                                American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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