Originally posted by Hagar the Horrible
"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread
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He's not out there wasting energy on that?! Is that not all he wastes his breathe on? Breathe requires energy. He's been wasting lots of it.Comment
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I love the last interview...spammy burning all the bridges...go on, man, go on!!!Roth Army Icon
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I love reading how Hagar thinks he is the hardest done by guy in rock history. He got paid, well. Still gets royalty cheques. How about the way you (and your band, management etc.) tried your best to sink Dave publicly?
Dave (with or without VH) should have gone on to greater heights but in the end was dismissed pretty much as a typical lead singer Froot Loop as he was brandished with tags like Fag, Lounge Lizard, Show Boat that YOU Hagar only fueled.
Wacky Dave.
"I'm sure Dave's difficult, like I said, hey, I wouldn't want to be around a guy who acts like that all the time. You know, who starts bumping and grinding in the middle of the street and stuff? You know, walking down the street? Probably stops and does his little number, you know. It's just silly."Comment
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I'm thinking about changing the little of this thread, mainly because of the word "Ched". For one thing, it's an insult to cheese, and everyone I've ever met likes cheese. Really, a little bit of the stuff on a hamburger or between a couple of crackers is delightful, and only adds to one's enjoyment.
On the other hand, if you add even the smallest increment of Sammy Hagar to anything, you end up puking your insides out, washing out your eyes and wishing to scrub out your ear canal with a Brillo pad. To sum it up...
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen HawkingComment
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"Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee RothComment
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Change a few letters and the possibilities are endless. The Red Rectum, The Rectum Rocker, Rectum? Damn Near Killed Him...
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen HawkingComment
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the Rotund RockerWriting In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.Comment
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I absolutely LOVE Satriani! His music is amazing, he is a great guitarplayer, and one of the few that isn't in conflict with former and current bandmembers. He seems reasonable opposed to everyone else involved in this story (DLR not included)The heart is on the left. The blood is red.Comment
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well said. i love joe too, he's a great human being as well as an unbelievably talented musician.
it's just a shame he didn't go with a more worthy frontman.Comment
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