"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread
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Can you blame him? He puts together this self-described "super group" and they just released an album that nobody outside of diehards has heard of, let alone bought. Then VH is about to release an album that is a throwback to the band's roots (ignoring the blight known as the Van Hagar Years), and neither the media nor fans can get enough. The first single off the new VH album is all over the news, and Chickenfoot would be lucky if they could get McDonald's to give away theirs with Happy Meals.
The VH tour, album, these video tidbits, etc., are hot news, while most people (not the diehards) have never heard of Chickenfoot and some may be wondering what ever happened to the fat guy who looks like Sarah Jessica Parker and if he's still making music these days.Comment
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Wake up in the morning, in the middle of the night
Pass by the mirror, make sure I’m lookin’ right, uh
Tattoo it on my arm, on the back of your neck
In between your legs baby, so you won’t forget me, uh
Chorus:
Don’t you worry, its gonna be alright
I’m in a hurry, I’m gonna drive all night
Be there in the morning, you can bet your @ss
I got both hands on the wheel, and my big foot on the gas, uh
Whoooo
Well’uh, got houses of the holy, on the box
I got it all cranked up cause, yeah that shit rocks, uh
Gottta roll down the window, things are getting all hot
I’m runnin out of gas baby I gottta stop .. well
Chorus:
Don’t you worry, its gonna be alright
I’m in a hurry, I’m gonna drive all night
Be there in the morning, you can bet your @ss
I got both hands on the wheel, and my big foot on the gas yeah
I got my big foot on the gas
guitar solo
Well, got my imaginations, runnin wild
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I’m all by myself, ah I crackin up
Better get some rest girl, I’m all pumped up
Chorus:
Don’t you worry, its gonna be alright
I’m in a hurry, I’m gonna drive all night
Be there in the morning, you can bet your @ss
I got both hands on the wheel, and my big foot on the gas yeah
Right there ....
I got my big foot on the gas
Are you ready baby?
Big foot on the gas
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I was bored today at my internship, and looked over something on google books about the start of MTV. There was actually a cool interview with the dude from from lost weekend, and per what he claimed dude couldn't even remember his FIRST day, and he even said that he smoked a joint with DLR. Fucking..awesome!
anyways, doing a quick google search on the band, I came across this shit:
If I could find one simple reason as to why fucking Van HAGAR and Sammy Hagar sucks balls in one statement, it'd be this.
I'm going to dissect this bit by bit.
First off, I hate Van Hagar, but I always felt that one of their view lone bright spots in pop culture was the "Right Now" video. It was humorous and pretty interesting. The song is quite mediocre, and Hagar nearly ruins it, so needless to say kudos to the director for attempting to make Van Hagar seem interesting.
For Hagar to rip it because people wern't supposedly focusing on his dumbfuck lyrics is fucking dumb. Fuck, for as much Roth is often criticized for wanting to be the center of attention and having an ego, at least it resulted in something productive and awesome. Hell, for Roth it worked like a dream. People may have been focusing on Miss Wayne Gretzky and her tits in the video, but I'll be damned if you can't find one person who grew up in that time period or is a fan of hard rock who doesn't remember the fucking lyrics for "Hot for Teacher".
Onto the 1st half about "Writing lryics about sex, and wanting to write about real issues". You know what Sam? That's why (among other reasons) you're music with the Van Halen bros. and MA SUCKED BALLS. Roth got it, he tapped into everyone's primal urges, he didn't try to pretend to be fucking U2, he knew what he was first and foremost. Van Halen always had an element of humor, in a very smart wise sort of way. Go fuck yourself Sam. I hope you run into DLR and the boys on the street and he karate kicks your teeth out.Still waiting for a relevant Browns TeamComment
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'Exactly'.Comment
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BTW, it's nice to be back and to see you and many others as we count down the days...
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This space for rent.Comment
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.....just can't stop thinking about Sammy, can you? I don't get it, like you need to prove something....convince yourself or someone else...like you're trying to distract your attention away from the thoughts of "we all know this isn't really as good as we are saying it is".......Comment
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all right...whoo
how bout you come on
oh yeah dig it thats right
is everybody ready
lets go...up and down....
round n around movin up and down in n out
yeah crank it blow out
uh...ouch....ah, help me....
now flip on over
oh baby, you know what i like whooo!
whoo whoo
Those are the actual spammy lyrics.....
to source of infection....LOLI want my music waking up the dead.....dont tell me to turn it downComment
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Not sure about all our international members, but in Australia when Hagar
was hired for 5150, myself and everyone else in Oz that cared to discuss,
did not know who the hell this guy was, or where he had come from.
Total nobody to us. (Much the same as now !)
He struggled to fill a bar in Sydney (solo) during a visit following the first
VH attempt to rid themselves of mediocrity.
Its obvious he is a legend in his own lunchbox from
the words he speaks, thats for sure !Comment
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all right...whoo
how bout you come on
oh yeah dig it thats right
is everybody ready
lets go...up and down....
round n around movin up and down in n out
yeah crank it blow out
uh...ouch....ah, help me....
now flip on over
oh baby, you know what i like whooo!
whoo whoo
Those are the actual spammy lyrics.....
to source of infection....LOLI got lost in the...Comment
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