LOL, you know the more posts I read in which someone has taken the time to transcribe the tripe that passes for Van Hagar lyrics the more floored I am by how bad they are. I bought all those albums and for the most part enjoyed them at the time, although I really never listen to them anymore. Of course I used to drink a lot more back then too. Corelation? Maybe.
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LOL, you know the more posts I read in which someone has taken the time to transcribe the tripe that passes for Van Hagar lyrics the more floored I am by how bad they are. I bought all those albums and for the most part enjoyed them at the time, although I really never listen to them anymore. Of course I used to drink a lot more back then too. Corelation? Maybe."Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee Roth -
all right...whoo
how bout you come on
oh yeah dig it thats right
is everybody ready
lets go...up and down....
round n around movin up and down in n out
yeah crank it blow out
uh...ouch....ah, help me....
now flip on over
oh baby, you know what i like whooo!
whoo whoo
Those are the actual spammy lyrics.....
to source of infection....LOL
talking about committing lyrical felonies...holy shit...Roth Army Icon
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Hey, Eddie thought Sammy was his new best friend...they had houses next door to each other for Christ's sake! I wonder if Eddie ever, just for a fucking second, wondered why Dave never wanted to be his neighbor...American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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That's life, that's life, that's what all the people say
You're riding high on Monday, shot down in May
But I, I ain't never gonna change my tune
When I'm back on top in the month of June
I said, "That's life, that's life, ain't as funny as it may seem
Some people get their kicks, stompin' on a dream
But I, I don't never let it get me down
'Cause that big ol' world keeps spinnin' 'round"
Been a puppet, pirate, a poet, a pauper, a pawn and a king
Been up and down and over and out and I know one thing
Each time that I find myself flat on my face
I pick myself up and get back in the race
That's life, that's life, and I can't deny it
Many times I thought of quitting, babe, but my heart wouldn't buy it
If I didn't think it was worth one try
I'd jump right on a big bucket and fly
Been a puppet, poet, pirate, pauper, now I'm a king
Been up, down, I know one thing
Each time that I find myself flat on my face
I pick myself up and get back in the race
That's life, that's life, and I can't deny it
Many times I thought of quitting, babe, but my heart wouldn't buy it
If I didn't think it was worth one try
I'd just roll myself up in a big ball, ooh, and fly
Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.Comment
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That's life, that's life, that's what all the people say
You're riding high on Monday, shot down in May
But I, I ain't never gonna change my tune
When I'm back on top in the month of June
I said, "That's life, that's life, ain't as funny as it may seem
Some people get their kicks, stompin' on a dream
But I, I don't never let it get me down
'Cause that big ol' world keeps spinnin' 'round"
Been a puppet, pirate, a poet, a pauper, a pawn and a king
Been up and down and over and out and I know one thing
Each time that I find myself flat on my face
I pick myself up and get back in the race
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/It9
That's life, that's life, and I can't deny it
Many times I thought of quitting, babe, but my heart wouldn't buy it
If I didn't think it was worth one try
I'd jump right on a big bucket and fly
Been a puppet, poet, pirate, pauper, now I'm a king
Been up, down, I know one thing
Each time that I find myself flat on my face
I pick myself up and get back in the race
That's life, that's life, and I can't deny it
Many times I thought of quitting, babe, but my heart wouldn't buy it
If I didn't think it was worth one try
I'd just roll myself up in a big ball, ooh, and fly
and for sure did not write THESE:
She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
Spread hot butter on my biscuit (honeydew my melon)
Like them cherries on bananas (gonna need a second helping)
Thats why I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning
Got bacon on the table (first thing in the morning)
Squeeze some honey on my biscuit (honeydew my melon)
Spread some cream on my bananas (I need a second helping)
You know I'm up for breakfast so early in the mornin'Roth Army Icon
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Para cu e'
Spam could not even order Teq in e'
Para.
Fecha la Boca Queso.
C'est la vie: Así Es La Vida.Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.Comment
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Dave didn't write these...
and for sure did not write THESE:
She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
Spread hot butter on my biscuit (honeydew my melon)
Like them cherries on bananas (gonna need a second helping)
Thats why I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning
Got bacon on the table (first thing in the morning)
Squeeze some honey on my biscuit (honeydew my melon)
Spread some cream on my bananas (I need a second helping)
You know I'm up for breakfast so early in the mornin'American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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Not to mention, Dave's vocals on that cut are a grand slam.Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtimeComment
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Only Dave would do a cover of a song made famous by Frank Sinatra. And DO IT WELL! "
But that is our Uncle Dave. A CLASS ACT all the way.
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Someday, Spamicions son will ask "Papa Explosion'...Canna we have David in de band in the Cabo Wabo?" And spam will Burp: "Derp!"Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.Comment
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WARNING: Repeated exposure to Hagar music and/or lyrics may result in the permanent inability to discern between good and bad music. A condition known as totalfuckingstupidasscocksuckingitis. This condition is believed to be contracted through exposure to Van Hagar, Chickenfoot, or any so called music or literature even reomtely related to Sammy Hagar and is curable only by a Hagar free environment for a minimum of 6 years at which time some testing is required to determine if the totalfuckingstupidasscocksuckingitis is permanent...
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WARNING: Repeated exposure to Hagar music and/or lyrics may result in the permanent inability to discern between good and bad music. A condition known as totalfuckingstupidasscocksuckingitis. This condition is believed to be contracted through exposure to Van Hagar, Chickenfoot, or any so called music or literature even reomtely related to Sammy Hagar and is curable only by a Hagar free environment for a minimum of 6 years at which time some testing is required to determine if the totalfuckingstupidasscocksuckingitis is permanent...
somebody is desperate to have his moderating powers backRoth Army Icon
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