"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread
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Last edited by gbranton; 01-22-2012, 01:16 AM."Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee RothComment
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I was shocked how bad Cherone sounded on VHIII, he is like completely out of tune the whole LP but then Eddie was playing around with these John Cage like atonal chords. On Extreme's 'Pornograffiti' , he has one ballad where he takes out the other Sinatra wannabes like Harry Connick Jr. and pulls it off really well and songs like When I'm President gave me the illusion at least he could sing a track like Hot For Teacher live better than Hagar ever could. But like Hagar...it was an epic failI got lost in the...Comment
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Now who`s that babe with the fab-u-lous shad-ow?Comment
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I still just don't get how Eddie was convinced that Gary was THE best, final, one and only, hallelujah-it-doesn't-get-any-better-than-this singer for Dave's previous backing band. I mean, you can only use alcohol as an excuse for so long. Never once, even when I was fucked up out of my mind, did I say to myself - "you know what, Gary Cherone would be the perfect lead singer for Van Halen!"American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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I still just don't get how Eddie was convinced that Gary was THE best, final, one and only, hallelujah-it-doesn't-get-any-better-than-this singer for Dave's previous backing band. I mean, you can only use alcohol as an excuse for so long. Never once, even when I was fucked up out of my mind, did I say to myself - "you know what, Gary Cherone would be the perfect lead singer for Van Halen!"BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!Comment
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Don't forget Ray Daniels' input on the singer. Also, don't forget Ed's "the previous company was crap. THIS company makes the guitars I have always wanted."I brought my pencil!!!Comment
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WARNING: Repeated exposure to Hagar music and/or lyrics may result in the permanent inability to discern between good and bad music. A condition known as Totalfuckingstupidasscocksuckingitis. This condition is believed to be contracted through exposure to Van Hagar, Chickenfoot, or any so called music or literature even reomtely related to Sammy Hagar and is curable only by a Hagar free environment for a minimum of 6 years at which time some testing is required to determine if the Totalfuckingstupidasscocksuckingitis is permanent.
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I'm just waiting for So This Is Love's avatar, GI Barbie, to be put in more action poses...you know, the poses she had to get in before she was able to claim that beach in the current view...and I know she lost the dress, but from this shot it is hard to tell if she kept the shoesI got lost in the...Comment
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I still just don't get how Eddie was convinced that Gary was THE best, final, one and only, hallelujah-it-doesn't-get-any-better-than-this singer for Dave's previous backing band. I mean, you can only use alcohol as an excuse for so long. Never once, even when I was fucked up out of my mind, did I say to myself - "you know what, Gary Cherone would be the perfect lead singer for Van Halen!"Comment
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I was shocked how bad Cherone sounded on VHIII, he is like completely out of tune the whole LP but then Eddie was playing around with these John Cage like atonal chords. On Extreme's 'Pornograffiti' , he has one ballad where he takes out the other Sinatra wannabes like Harry Connick Jr. and pulls it off really well and songs like When I'm President gave me the illusion at least he could sing a track like Hot For Teacher live better than Hagar ever could. But like Hagar...it was an epic fail
Eddie & the band were on Rockline or something when the album dropped. I remember him saying this was the first album where he wrote the music to the lyrics Cherone had. Totally backwards from standard songwriting. I think that's a huge reason it sounds so fucking weird and bad.“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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I bought the special tin edition of VHIII the morning it came out. I was exited about it not being Sambo and I had high hopes. What was the point of those damn cards anyway? What a lame time and a strange album. I really tried to like it and I think I might have convinced myself for a bit that it even kicked ass. But it did not. I have not heard the whole album for over 10 years. There has been a few times on a road trip or something I put it on but I can't make it past "The One I want" I like some of the music but the vocals make it unlistenable to me.Last edited by SNIPER; 01-22-2012, 03:38 PM.Comment
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I bought the special tin edition of VHIII the morning it came out. I was exited about it not being Sambo and I had high hopes. What was the point of those damn cards anyway?.... I really tried to like it and I think I might have convinced myself for a bit that it even kicked ass. But it did not
And yeah, what the hell were you supposed to do with the cards? What a waste. The cover would have been much better with no writing on the cannon, but they managed to fuck the cover up, too. Oh wells.Last edited by DLR Bridge; 01-22-2012, 03:59 PM.Comment
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I'll never forget when VH III first came out they started playing tracks from it on a local rock station and the two DJs were going on and on about how bad it sucked. They were playing the songs while talking over them and laughing. Then one of the DJs said they were going to have a VH III compact disc giveaway, anyone who wanted their copy could drive by the station and pick it up off the middle of the street while the other one was dying laughing. I have never heard anything like that before or since. One of my best friends bought it the day it came out and later tried to give it to me and I turned it down."Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee RothComment
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