"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread
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I can't make fun of Sammy Hagar...
I just can't. It feels hollow, like making fun of someone with a bad case of Down's. With the alien abductions and all the songs about fucking breakfast foods it's clear that some brain cells are not firing properly. Add that to the fact that he thinks his band is better than Van Halen...
You'll find less delusional people in a psych ward.Comment
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Comparing Chad Smith to Alex Van Halen is just plain fucking stupid. Alex is so far above Chad Smith technically that Alex can't even see him when he looks down.
Comparing Michael Anthony against a 20 year old kid like Wolfie is lame, and Spambo should be embarrassed for that tactic. Wolfie has shown that he can hold his own on bass and vocals, and if Sammy watched the Cafe Wha? vids he would know that.
Comparing Eddie to Satriani is also bullshit, because they've both made their mark. But I maintain that without Eddie, you wouldn't necessarily have a Satriani, or an Eric Johnson, or any of the others.
And there is no comparison when it comes to frontmen. Dave kicks Sam's ass all over the stage, every time. A good frontman is about showmanship more than anything. The only one who ever had the voice AND the showmanship was Freddie Mercury.Originally posted by perilouspete
fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.Comment
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Sam knows what to say to garner the most interest, allways negative, and reporters who interview Sam know who to interview to garner the most interest.
It's like showing up at the crime scene 4hrs late, and interviewing the people on the street and then presenting thier stories as fact, the saddest kind of face-time there is.
I mean who tries to steal the peace symbol as thier idea of a trademark, I am sure in Sams mind he thinks he is original.
I am still amazed he didn't have the, "creative vision" to present that symbol upside down. He didn't even put that much effort into his awesome idea. Could you imagine the awesome'ausity of THAT!!!!2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
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I can't make fun of Sammy Hagar...
I just can't. It feels hollow, like making fun of someone with a bad case of Down's. With the alien abductions and all the songs about fucking breakfast foods it's clear that some brain cells are not firing properly. Add that to the fact that he thinks his band is better than Van Halen...
You'll find less delusional people in a psych ward.
Sammy Hagar is pitiful.Comment
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Bring in a boombox, crank up ADKOT, get it on video. You might unseat WARF as the fair-haired boy 'round here....
Originally posted by perilouspete
fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.Comment
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Everybody on the planet knows who Eddie Van Halen is. That alone trumps Sammy's comparison to right there.
I'm reminded of that DLR interview from 86 where he's pissed at the brothers for making people choose sides.
David Lee Roth burries Sammy as a front man
I've heard too much rockin shitnon this new record to know that Sammy needs to get his head examined.
Where is that little orphan Sammy picture when you need it???!!!!Eat Us and Smile!
Alright!!! Lemme' se yo hands!!Comment
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and I truly LOVE his interviews...he is so desperate...isn't it pure fun to watch him die for what VH generates?
keep 'em coming, Sambo...even your "fans" feel deeply ashamed for you!Roth Army Icon
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That's what I'm saying.. he must be somewhere thinking to himself 'oh fuck, what has that idiot done now? First it was we're better than Lad Zep, and now this..' It's embarrassing.Originally posted by wiseguyThat shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.Comment
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I know Sam has a band. I know what it is called. I know that Smith is paid and money is money, is all I can think here. He is a fantastic drummer and the rest of cluckshoe is wank. I may not listen to the next Peppers CD because of his involvment with Haggis. I am still in a WTF mode about him and this venture in futlity. I think of it like Delorean trying to save his company and making a dope deal out of desperation...Sad.2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
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I fucking love that interview !!!!!!!!!
It is what it is, the last desperate attempts of a drowning man trying to grab on to something .........Keep waving sammy bye bye .............................................. bye bye ..
And then he was gone
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Oh believe me, champ, I haven't. Don't plan to either, because I honestly don't care...at all!
It's sort of an unusual request at a David Lee Roth site to filter past the Sambo PR machine and the gush, and what he thinks about anything, but you may have a point there.....
Thanks for the advice.Comment
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