"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

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  • gbranton
    Veteran
    • Aug 2005
    • 1847

    Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
    well...youtube was enough for me...really...won't spend a dime on hagar's shit...
    It was before his recent comments, now I wouldn't give him the $0.99.
    "Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee Roth

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    • DavidLeeNatra
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Jan 2004
      • 10715

      Originally posted by gbranton
      It was before his recent comments, now I wouldn't give him the $0.99.
      go on his site and ask them back
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      • DavidLeeNatra
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        • Jan 2004
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        double
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          • chefcraig
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Apr 2004
            • 12172

            Originally posted by gbranton
            There was something else about this song as well. Usually Satriani's playing, while technically excellent, leaves me cold but on this song I really connect to his playing. It's the only song I can really say that about, I found it interesting and I bought the song on I-tunes to listen to it some more for that reason.
            There has always been an almost clinical element to the guy's playing, that as you said, leaves a cold feeling. About the only time I've ever heard anything close to expressive playing from him was on that 2 CD Time Machine compilation featuring "Always with Me, Always with You."

            By the way, if you've never heard this parody, prepare to laugh your ass off. This came out around the time the brilliant St. Sanders was getting started, performed by a guy named orland0. Seriously, you have to have some fairly decent skills in order to play this poorly.










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            • gbranton
              Veteran
              • Aug 2005
              • 1847

              Originally posted by chefcraig
              There has always been an almost clinical element to the guy's playing, that as you said, leaves a cold feeling.

              That's why I'ne never been able to get into him that much. I appreciate it on a technical level but I listen to music to move me, take me places and stimulate my emotions and sadly his playing does none of those things.
              "Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee Roth

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              • chefcraig
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Apr 2004
                • 12172

                Originally posted by gbranton
                That's why I'ne never been able to get into him that much. I appreciate it on a technical level but I listen to music to move me, take me places and stimulate my emotions and sadly his playing does none of those things.
                I hear ya. Hell, you could randomly find more emotion on display in any of those those dozens of Mike Varney/Shrapnel shred-omatic albums that were dumped en-mass on the public in the 1980s (Vinnie Moore, I'm looking at you.) than in Satriani's entire catalog of recorded work. Sure, "Satch Boogie", "Summer Song" and "Surfing with the Alien" are pretty cool tunes (even if they are a bunch of recycled Beck, Bogert and Appice/Cactus/Grand Funk/Brownsville Station/VH "Hot For Teacher" rewrites), but the actual playing leaves you about as exited as an entree of Mrs. Paul's fish sticks.









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                • george
                  Roadie
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 124

                  I dropped a bloody stool that had more talent than Sam...

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                  • wiseguy
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 498

                    Originally posted by george
                    I dropped a bloody stool that had more talent than Sam...
                    Ahhhh the blood log...big fan. It does have a beat to it to.
                    Stay frosty now.
                    Nostalgia is a form of denial. I love denial. I like selective amnesia, too. Mix the two and you've got a hell of a weekend-DLR

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                    • gbranton
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                      • Aug 2005
                      • 1847

                      Originally posted by chefcraig
                      the actual playing leaves you about as exited as an entree of Mrs. Paul's fish sticks.
                      You can make a decent sandwich from fish sticks

                      but you can't make a great song from those licks.
                      "Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee Roth

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                      • gbranton
                        Veteran
                        • Aug 2005
                        • 1847

                        Originally posted by gbranton
                        You can make a decent sandwich from fish sticks

                        but you can't make a great song from those licks.
                        But on the other hand, Sammy Hagar can write a whole song about fish sticks.

                        "Hey.....all right, I got a fish stick baby, can't catch it with a pole,

                        Uh......C'mon, wanna dive in your ocean find your tuna roll."
                        "Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee Roth

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                        • chefcraig
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 12172

                          Originally posted by gbranton
                          But on the other hand, Sammy Hagar can write a whole song about fish sticks.

                          "Hey.....all right, I got a fish stick baby, can't catch it with a pole,

                          Uh......C'mon, wanna dive in your ocean find your tuna roll."


                          Christ, that old joke about rolling the overweight girl in flour in order to find the moist spot just came to mind.

                          Well played, sir.









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                          • DavidLeeNatra
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 10715

                            Originally posted by chefcraig


                            Christ, that old joke about rolling the overweight girl in flour in order to find the moist spot just came to mind.

                            Well played, sir.
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                            • neuralfraud
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                              • Aug 2010
                              • 278

                              gbranton,

                              you SIR are WIN.



                              this also had me in stiches
                              Originally posted by Vain
                              samuel roy hagar, you are a terrible human being. I wish I could hate you into a coma. Eat shit and die.

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                              • NIN1211
                                Head Fluffer
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 386

                                Again I love this site...you guys all rule VH 2012.

                                Hey psycho, please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

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